For some time, the price of pussy has been climbing. The days of owning full control of pussy by purchasing a new vacuum topped with a smooch on the cheek are long gone. Over the decades, the price has climbed at a pace that has had economists and men worried all the while; many predicting that it would eventually collapse the world's markets and send the richest countries into an irreversible depression.


Today, those worries become reality when the price of pussy shot to a new all-time high. Markets around the world tanked, with the exception of middle-eastern markets, where the price of pussy remains considerably low.
"It really shouldn't be taking people by surprise," said Alan Greenspan, former chairman of the Federal Reserve. "Younger men haven't been keeping their bitches in check. Damn straight things were about to get all bleeped up."

is it not too high?