A man from Texas, driving a Volkswagen Beetle, pulls up next to a billionaire in a Rolls Royce at a stop sign. Their windows are open and he yells at the billionaire, "Hey, you got a telephone in that Rolls?"

The billionaire says, "Yes, of course I do."

"I got one too, see?” the Texan says.

"Uh, huh, yes, that's very nice."

"You got a fax machine?" asks the Texan.

"Why, actually, yes, I do."

"I do too! See? It's right here!" brags the Texan.

The light is just about to turn green and the guy in the Volkswagen says, "So, do you have a double bed in back there?"

The billionaire replies, "NO! Do you?"

"Yep, got my double bed right in back here," the Texan replies.

The light turns and the Volkswagen takes off.

Well, the billionaire is not about to be one-upped, so he immediately goes to a customizing shop and orders them to put a double bed in back of his Rolls.

About two weeks later, the job is finally done. He picks up his Rolls and drives all over town looking for the Volkswagen beetle with the Texas plates. Finally, he finds it parked alongside the road, so the billionaire pulls his Rolls up next to it.

The windows on the Volkswagen are all fogged up ,

(it's OK to continue , it's a clean joke.)

, and he feels somewhat awkward about it, but the billionaire gets out of his newly modified Rolls and taps on the foggy window of the Volkswagen.

The man in the Volkswagen finally opens the window a crack and peeks out.

The billionaire says, "Hey, remember me?"

"Yeah, yeah, I remember you," replies the Texan, "What's up?"

"Check this out, I got a double bed installed in my Rolls."

The Texan exclaims, "YOU GOT ME OUT OF THE SHOWER TO TELL ME THAT!"

You try small.

thanks man, am not discourage, persistence is the key.

ROTFLMAO
keep trying,nice one !

lol

plz define a newbie

i wonder what i would do if i had a shower in my car??

firstly,u no get car
na jalopy you get

isn't it nice to have a shower in ones car

Nice one

good stuff, keep persisting newbie u mite become an old bie wen uve undergone some hard drilling

and we'll make sure he'sdrilled to international standards

yeah that is the acceptable standard in this kingdom

. . and what standard is that?

pls define the standard

Joe,

have u slept with a lioness before?

ituen na the standard be that to sleep with lioness

na the standard be that ooo
if you can stand the heat. . . . . beat it

Looks like u guys aint serious.

Do u think to be a chief na come chop?

no mind the mofos

as if ure not one

and u are the queen of them all

i retired 5yrs ago, congratulations mr king of mofos!


all hail the king of mofos

**and everyone bows to the ex-queen cum queen again**

See as una 2 dey wash una dirty g-strings for public

so na wetin u dey wear be that ehn. mr ituen

i never sleep with woman, na lioness i go con sleep with, u try tufe

why u dey expose yaself for here now

anyway, thats what u gotto do to bcome a chief. it aint a day's job you know

no mind dem, dem thinks say na beans

no be moi moi o

make someone get me kimi, cos i need one