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Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 8:50pm On May 11, 2013 |
#1 A lady with big boobs entered a bus. She had a rosary around her neck with the cross between her boobs. Akpors was sitting beside her and couldn't help staring. The lady knowing fully well that Akpors has been staring for over 15mins then asked "Are you looking at Jesus Christ who died on the cross? Akpos replied: No! Am actually looking at the two thieves beside him. 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 8:54pm On May 11, 2013 |
#2 THIS IS A CONVERSATION BETWEEN TWO DRUNKS. Nuhr: I am going to buy the whole fucking world Akpors: No, you can't Nuhr: why? Akpors: I won't sell it. |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 9:03pm On May 11, 2013 |
#3 Pastor Akpors was preaching in the church one day, when he remembered that one of the c'o'cks he was rearing in the church premises had gone missing, so he asked the congregation; "Who has a c'o'ck?" ...All the men got up... 'No i mean who has seen a c'o'ck?' ...All the women got up... 'No no who has seen a c'o'ck that isn't theirs?' ...Half of the women in the church got up... 'Oh! For goodness sake, who has seen my c'o'ck?' ...All the choir girls got up... Akpors' wife fainted.... 19 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 9:08pm On May 11, 2013 |
#4 THIS IS A CONVERSATION BETWEEN TWO KIDS. Akpors: My dad is so great Nuhr: What's so great about him? Akpors: You see, even the President himself sits with his head bowed in front of my dad. Nuhr: Wow! what is your dad? Akpors: He is a barber! 6 Likes |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 9:12pm On May 11, 2013 |
Please don't just read and go away, kindly drop your comments. Thanks. 3 Likes |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by sweettease(f): 9:35pm On May 11, 2013 |
VanTee20: Please don't just read and go away, kindly drop your comments. Thanks.Lol okay.... I just did 3 Likes |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by Marian17(f): 9:45pm On May 11, 2013 |
Lwkmd... Those jokes are very funny. Keep it up @Van. 2 Likes |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 10:01pm On May 11, 2013 |
sweet-tease:Thanks for the comment ma'am |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 10:03pm On May 11, 2013 |
Marian17: Lwkmd... Those jokes are very funny. Keep it up @Van.Thanks for commenting, I really appreciate 1 Like |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by onyeego(m): 10:04pm On May 11, 2013 |
VanTee20: Please don't just read and go away, kindly drop your comments. Thanks.I've read ur jokes n am going away |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 10:10pm On May 11, 2013 |
onye ego:*pulls him back roughly by the collar of his agbada* Where do you think you are going? Come back here and comment jor 4 Likes |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by sweettease(f): 10:13pm On May 11, 2013 |
onye ego:Why will you read and leave just like dat? Comment jor |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by dominique(f): 10:28pm On May 11, 2013 |
Subscribing |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 10:31pm On May 11, 2013 |
sweet-tease:Leave him jor, he doesn't know that I have a loaded AK47 with me. I fit use it on his nyansh if he doesn't comment |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 10:32pm On May 11, 2013 |
dominique: SubscribingThanks ma'am |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 10:46pm On May 11, 2013 |
#5 Akpors was just coming out of an elevator, when he bumped into a young lady and his elbow hit the lady's breast very hard causing the her to cry out in pain. Akpors, feeling sorry for the lady, rushed to her side and said; 'Ma'am, I'm very sorry, but i know that if your heart is as soft as your breast, you will surely forgive me'. The lady still holding to her aching breast, stared at Akpors for a few seconds and then said 'Apology accepted, and then if your cock is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 202'. 11 Likes |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 10:50pm On May 11, 2013 |
#6 Employee: Sir, did you call me? Boss: Yeah I did, go to the rest room and masturbate. Employee : (After few mins) done sir Boss: Do it again. Employee: Done again, sir. Boss: Do it once more Employee: Now I don't have stamina for it, sir. Boss: Very good, here are my car keys, drop my daughter at home. 13 Likes |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 10:51pm On May 11, 2013 |
To be continued... Kindly drop your comments... Thanks |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by ohuegbeair(m): 6:04am On May 12, 2013 |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by ekereku: 7:34am On May 12, 2013 |
Nice ones |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 7:42am On May 12, 2013 |
ohuegbeair:Why are people so stingy with comments in this section eh? Simple comment you can't comment 2 Likes |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 7:44am On May 12, 2013 |
ekereku: Nice onesThanks sir |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by bingbagbo(m): 10:35am On May 12, 2013 |
where is the joke? |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 10:41am On May 12, 2013 |
#7 CHEMISTRY CLASS Professor: What is the chemical symbol of Barium? Akpors: BA, sir. Professor: What about sodium? Akpors: NA, sir. Professor: What will we get if 1 atom of BA & 2 atoms of NA are combined chemically? Akpors: BANANA sir. 24 Likes |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by Lagusta(m): 10:48am On May 12, 2013 |
abeg, these jokes make sense joor..... kudos!!! 1 Like |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 2:54pm On May 12, 2013 |
Lagusta: abeg, these jokes make sense joor.....Thanks my bro |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 5:14pm On May 12, 2013 |
#8 A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer; “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a fifty naira note in one hand and two ten naira notes in the other, then calls the boy over and asks; “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the two ten naira notes and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the ten naira notes instead of the fifty naira note?” The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the fifty naira note, the game is over!!!” 51 Likes |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 7:39pm On May 12, 2013 |
#9 Two friends were smoking weed... One of them went behind a tree, removed all his clothes and came back to his friend naked! He stood infront of his friend and asked; "How do I look in my new suit?" The friend looked at him, smiled, took another puff and said "Wow!!! You look so amazing in this your suit but you put your tie below the waist instead of putting it round your neck!" 15 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by sweettease(f): 9:34pm On May 12, 2013 |
VanTee20: #8Lmao who is the dumbass nw 1 Like |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 9:48pm On May 12, 2013 |
sweet-tease:Abi o |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by dominique(f): 9:50pm On May 12, 2013 |
VanTee20: #7 Falls off agbalumo tree 1 Like |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 10:07pm On May 12, 2013 |
dominique:Lol... |
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