G.E.Jonathan met with the Queen
of England. He asked her, "Your
Majesty, how do you run such an
efficient government?
Are there... any tips you can give
to me?
I want to help Nigeria.
"Well,"the Queen replied, "the
most important thing
is to surround yourself with
intelligent people.
Jonathan
frowned, and then asked, "But
how do I know the people
around me are really
intelligent?"
The Queen took a sip off her cup
of tea. "Oh,
that's easy; you just ask them to
answer an intelligent riddle."
The Queen pushed a button on
her intercom. "Please ... send
Tony Blair in here, would you?"
Tony Blair walked into the room
and said, "Yes,Your Majesty?"
The Queen smiled and said,
"Answer me this please. Tony,
your mother and
father have a child. It is not your
brother and it is not your sister.
Who is it?"
Without pausing for a
moment, Tony Blair
answered, "That would be me."
"Yes! Very good," said the Queen.
Jonathan went back home to ask
N. Sambo, his vice presidential
choice the same question.
"Sambo, answer this for me. Your
mother and your father
have a child. It's not your brother
and it's
not your sister. Who is it?" "I'm
not sure, said
Sambo. "Let me get back to you
on that one..." He
went to his advisors and asked
every one, but none
could give him an answer.
Finally, one night, he ran into
Dora Akunyili.
Sambo asked, “Dora, can you
answer this for me?
Your mother and father have a
child and it's not your brother or
your sister. Who is it?"
Dora answered sharply, "That's
easy, it's me"
Sambo smiled, and said,
"Thanks!" Then, he went back to
speak with Jonathan. "Sir, I did
some research and
I have the answer to that riddle.
It's
Dora Akunyili.
Jonathan got up angrily,frownin g
he said to Sambo. No wonder
Nigeria isn't moving forward, I
don't have intelligent people
around me. !You Dummy! The
answer is Tony Blair!!!!......

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