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Get Stiff! by Emperoh(m): 11:49am On Apr 22, 2008
A young man was walking down the street when he noticed his grandpa sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, with nothing on from the waist down. "Grandpa, what are you doing?" he exclaimed.

The old man looked off in the distance and did not answer him. "Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on below the waist?" he asked again.

The old man slyly looked at him and said, "Well, last week I sat out here with no shirt on, and I got a stiff neck. This was your Grandma's idea!"
Re: Get Stiff! by tufe(m): 12:08pm On Apr 22, 2008
what ever happened to viagra

the joke's tight. love it grin
Re: Get Stiff! by clemcykul(f): 12:15pm On Apr 22, 2008
hilarious! grin
Re: Get Stiff! by Aiphie(f): 12:27pm On Apr 22, 2008
This idea from grandma na die O.
LoL
Re: Get Stiff! by tufe(m): 1:17pm On Apr 22, 2008
hmmmmm
Re: Get Stiff! by SamMilla1(m): 1:25pm On Apr 22, 2008
gud grin
Re: Get Stiff! by Nobody: 1:26pm On Apr 22, 2008
nice one cheesy
Re: Get Stiff! by micklplus(m): 1:56pm On Apr 22, 2008
I have to give it to U!
Nice joke
Cheers
Re: Get Stiff! by ituen(m): 6:13pm On Apr 22, 2008
emperor don dey try these days
Re: Get Stiff! by joey007(m): 6:14pm On Apr 22, 2008
its cool !
Re: Get Stiff! by ituen(m): 6:19pm On Apr 22, 2008
na now u see am
Re: Get Stiff! by Emperoh(m): 12:35pm On Apr 23, 2008
ituen:

emperor don dey try these days

U may have to explain what you mean by this?
Re: Get Stiff! by tufe(m): 2:02pm On Apr 23, 2008
it means exactly what it says wink
Re: Get Stiff! by Emperoh(m): 2:07pm On Apr 23, 2008
Tufe i no ask you
B4 u carry ur busy bodi spoil show

Ituen EXPLAIN what U mean by that ASAP or,
Sam Milla be on the alert!!!!!!!!!!! grin
Re: Get Stiff! by tufe(m): 2:13pm On Apr 23, 2008
u are not updated at allllllllllll
Re: Get Stiff! by ituen(m): 2:31pm On Apr 23, 2008
. . na because of the guy, "upgrades of anything" no dey work for where im dey
Re: Get Stiff! by segunpc(m): 3:18pm On Apr 23, 2008
Something MUST kill a man!! cash, babe, pride . .

what of cigar? grin
Re: Get Stiff! by folly69(m): 3:22pm On Apr 23, 2008
nice joke grin
Re: Get Stiff! by clemcykul(f): 3:28pm On Apr 23, 2008
follie long time? the cafe attendant don finally dash u 30mins abi eku e gbadun o grin
Re: Get Stiff! by tufe(m): 5:27pm On Apr 23, 2008
folly, send me ur number so that i go send you recharge card wey u go sll come take by time grin grin cheesy cheesy
Re: Get Stiff! by ituen(m): 11:19pm On Apr 23, 2008
folly,

cigar no dey kill oh
Re: Get Stiff! by Emperoh(m): 4:25pm On Apr 24, 2008
@Ituen
U wished abi!! Anyway,

The Kuvuki Federal Ministry of Health Warns that Smokers are liable to die young grin grin
Re: Get Stiff! by tufe(m): 4:29pm On Apr 24, 2008
thats asides the chiefs
Re: Get Stiff! by tjtj1(m): 4:33pm On Apr 24, 2008
ya true talk
Re: Get Stiff! by clemcykul(f): 4:42pm On Apr 24, 2008
so u knoe truth? shocked
Re: Get Stiff! by tjtj1(m): 4:47pm On Apr 24, 2008
ya we went to the same high school grin
Re: Get Stiff! by tufe(m): 4:56pm On Apr 24, 2008
yep

men tj, those where the good old days cheesy
Re: Get Stiff! by tjtj1(m): 5:00pm On Apr 24, 2008
ya before we became chiefs, wtf is migines, ituen, crazykid nd sauce my man
Re: Get Stiff! by Emperoh(m): 5:58pm On Apr 24, 2008
I expelled them from Kuvukiland
As the Godfather and Kingmaker
I appoint and disappoint whomever i want grin grin

So those Parading themselves as Chiefs should beware
They are still e-chiefs. If they perform well i will upgrade them
BEWARE!!!
Re: Get Stiff! by tjtj1(m): 6:00pm On Apr 24, 2008
infidel, may osama osama you
Re: Get Stiff! by tufe(m): 6:24pm On Apr 24, 2008
Awomen !!! angry angry angry
Re: Get Stiff! by Emperoh(m): 6:41pm On Apr 24, 2008
Tj Tifia
Mind your language or i might be forced to wield the big stick
Beware, !!!!!!!!!!!

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