There was a farmer who raised watermelons.
He was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch at night and eat watermelons.
After some careful thought he came up with a clever idea that he thought would scare the kids away for sure.
So he made up the sign and posted it in the field.
The next day the kids show up and they see this sign, it says
"Warning!! One of the watermelons in this field has been injected with cyanide."
So the kids run off, make up their own sign and post it next to the sign that the farmer made.
The farmer shows up the next week and when he looks over the field he notices that no watermelons are missing but he notices a new sign next to his. He drives up to the sign which read: "Now there are three".

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i'm a wafferian and i can tell those kids are warri children

lmao,

nice one there sam

warri no dey carry last

a good one. wetin the farmer go come do now?

smart kids.LMAO

golalekan, thats a good question u asked

good one oga sam

see ur teeth

see your gums

see your *****

two fighting . i beg tufe and ibkaye let me settle your kasala.
and by the way tufe wats the meaning of *****.

gbolalekan:

two fighting . i beg tufe and ibkaye let me settle your kasala.
and by the way tufe wats the meaning of *****.

there is no fighting here o

i don't get the joke

nice one

deola1:

i don't get the joke

go bak n read for like 3times, u'll get it by den

deola1:

i don't get the joke

let me help you out so that you can catch the fun deola 1
obviously the farmer was only trying to scare away those young chaps off his farm- he never really poisoned his water melons but those lads now pulled a fast one on him by making a sign-post saying they've poisoned more of the water melons. hope you now understand ,

bizzy badie

no mind am

abi o

na wetin bi una own self just trying to help

who ask you??

no mind lekan, *enrolls lekan into bla bla bla institute*

hmm *goes back to the observation room*

u had better not go anywhere

everyone don dey find you since

eeya bad children.

good joke.

hmmmmmmmmmmmm

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm²

na wa ooooooooooooooooooooo

lawdiee not those teeth again!

those ugly dracula teeth