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My Brother Drives Like That by Sakriledge: 9:45am On Mar 19, 2010
Two people, driver and passenger in a car; and the driver ran a RED light.

Passenger: Hey, you just ran a RED light.
Driver: So? are you scared?
Passenger: You can get us killed or seriously injured by a car with the GREEN light coming from the other side.
Driver: Don't worry, my brother drives like that and nothing has ever happened to him.
Passenger: Hey, you just ran another RED light.
Driver: I told you not to worry; my brother drives like that.

The driver kept on running red lights about four more times. Now he got to a GREEN light and STOPPED.

Passenger: Why are you stopping? You have the GREEN light!

Driver: My brother may be coming from the other side and I don't want him to kill us.
Re: My Brother Drives Like That by snthesis(m): 10:00am On Mar 19, 2010
refreshing-me likes it grin
Re: My Brother Drives Like That by studio43(m): 10:26am On Mar 19, 2010
*yawns*

is this a joke or a true life story?
Re: My Brother Drives Like That by romsky: 10:33am On Mar 19, 2010
cant u see he has 0 posts only?
Re: My Brother Drives Like That by lbotus(f): 10:39am On Mar 19, 2010
nice joke cheesy cheesy
Re: My Brother Drives Like That by r231(m): 11:42am On Mar 19, 2010
you try small sha cheesy
Re: My Brother Drives Like That by NnamdiN: 11:54am On Mar 19, 2010
Dont mind nobody,twas very funny.
Re: My Brother Drives Like That by studio43(m): 2:39pm On Mar 19, 2010
i beg to differ jor

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