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Well I bathe and I don't smell.
My guess is that you probably don't hence your fixation with bare hands ass wiping

bathing doesnt clean it. the water doesnt all reach inside. and if it does, its disgusting. just imagine all your left over shytz falling down your legs, with the water.

well you guessed wrong. I take a bath immmediately when im done with the toilet. so Im extra clean!

and dont tell me that you take a bath outside in public, after using toilet paper. dont lie.

toilet paper is wasteful since it kills trees and causes deforestation and its filthy.

shymexx: US and its stooges in Venezuela trying to cause problems in that country before the elections...

Viva Venezuela and R.I.P Hugo Chavez!!!

Elections are already over and maduro won

50calibre: Elections are already over and maduro won

uv got a wicked answer bro!!

50calibre: Elections are already over and maduro won

My bad, I wasn't aware of that. Perhaps, this is more of an economic war to destroy his government.

Anyway, why are they still referring to him as the "selected" and not "elected" president?

Excerpt from the Dailymail link:

President Nicolas Maduro, who was selected by the dying Hugo Chavez to carry on his 'Bolivarian revolution,' claims that anti-government forces, including the private sector, are causing the shortages in an effort to destabilize the country.

^^^That tells you all you need to know.

osaass: Am sorry even if I get 100 hands I cannot insert my naked hands inside my yansh.
For goodness sake if you guys are so intent on wiping ass with your hands why can't you at least wear gloves

You use gloves to wash your balls when you bath? Which kain hygienic yarns come be this one na?
How this woman go come do?
https://25.media.tumblr.com/c2556ce7bac2cae05a8c6de5431d05ea/tumblr_mmbfcbldTE1rbkpuuo1_500.jpg

shymexx: US and its stooges in Venezuela trying to cause problems in that country before the elections...

Viva Venezuela and R.I.P Hugo Chavez!!!

its like you've been watching too much of Iranian Press TV.most of you read one part of the story and forget the rest.did you get a chance to read White house official press release after Nicholas Maduro was declared,I guess not.you nee to stop seeing with your desert eyes and use 3D one.west hating bigot.
Btw,are you a venezuelese you incited a feeling like you'd pledge allegience to it than naija to get so hyped on the baseless point that us is wrecking havoc in venezuelan politics.wasn't it of recent that Maduro called Obama 'grand chief of Devils'.as an head of state,even if he thinks it,its totally wrong he makes his own thoughts public,I don't know why it wasn't an issue in us.I can't accept such statement to GEJ from anyone no matter his sins.

shymexx: My bad, I wasn't aware of that. Perhaps, this is more of an economic war to destroy his government.

Anyway, why are they still referring to him as the "selected" and not "elected" president?

Excerpt from the Dailymail link:




^^^That tells you all you need to know.

Yeah I think the US are yet to officially recognise him as president nor his government maybe that's why he is referred to as such.

Well at the end of the day the chavismo revolution continues.

shymexx: US and its stooges in Venezuela trying to cause problems in that country before the elections...

Viva Venezuela and R.I.P Hugo Chavez!!!

Dude everything that is happening to Venezuela now has been predicted by world economists since some years back. Chavez only succeeded in pleasing his people at the expense of a sound economic plan. It was only a matter of time before everything came crashing down. And trust me, Venezuela's anti-west stance in only hypocritical. America is their largest and major oil export destination.
The best option will be for them to embrace capitalism just like Russia did. I am sure even Cuba would have become a totally capitalist country by now were it not for their pride (Fidel Castro is still alive and I bet he would not want to accept economic policy defeat); hence the slow pace of their adoption of capitalism. Even China is quickly turning from a communist to a mixed economy.

Hezron Lorraine: its like you've been watching too much of Iranian Press TV.most of you read one part of the story and forget the rest.did you get a chance to read White house official press release after Nicholas Maduro was declared,I guess not.you nee to stop seeing with your desert eyes and use 3D one.west hating bigot.
Btw,are you a venezuelese you incited a feeling like you'd pledge allegience to it than naija to get so hyped on the baseless point that us is wrecking havoc in venezuelan politics.wasn't it of recent that Maduro called Obama 'grand chief of Devils'.as an head of state,even if he thinks it,its totally wrong he makes his own thoughts public,I don't know why it wasn't an issue in us.I can't accept such statement to GEJ from anyone no matter his sins.

Then based on this statement and your profile picture, i can easily accuse you of watching too much CNN or BBC and also being a blind west-loving individual.

It's a known fact that America interferes in the affairs of Venezuela, it didn't start today. It's also common knowledge that America has been on an endless quest for domination in South America, and Venezuela is one of the few countries standing in the way. Do you know how many CIA cells operating in South America?

Technically, Venezuela being a communist state coupled with its affiliations with nations like Cuba, makes it an ideological enemy of the US. America keeps pushing or trying to impose democracy and capitalism on others, the Soviet Union is a typical example. Maduro calling Obama a devil isn't a new thing, Chavez once called bush a donkey, and then called him a devil at the UN headquarters after a botched attempt to overthrow his regime.

This has got nothing to do with propaganda or press TV, it's plain fact and reality that unfortunately not all are able to see.

PhenomenonVFX: Dude everything that is happening to Venezuela now has been predicted by world economists since some years back. Chavez only succeeded in pleasing his people at the expense of a sound economic plan. It was only a matter of time before everything came crashing down. And trust me, Venezuela's anti-west stance in only hypocritical. America is their largest and major oil export destination.
The best option will be for them to embrace capitalism just like Russia did. I am sure even Cuba would have become a totally capitalist country by now were it not for their pride (Fidel Castro is still alive and I bet he would not want to accept economic policy defeat); hence the slow pace of their adoption of capitalism. Even China is quickly turning from a communist to a mixed economy.

I do agree with most of what you said, chavez had flawed economic plans although I don't quite agree that Venezuela's anti-American stance is hypocritical.

America needs endless supply of oil, Venezuela has cheap oil, they can do business and still not like each other. Libya had oil deals with the US but it didn't stop them from intervening there. Once you are unstable and unpredictable, they get rid of you the slightest opportunity they get.

Besides China's communist party is strong as ever, they are just modifying economic style, not governance.

Economists say Venezuela's shortages stem from price controls meant to make basic goods available to the poorest parts of society and the government's controls on foreign currency.
State-controlled prices - prices that are set below market-clearing price - always result in shortages.

'The shortage problem will only get worse, as it did over the years in the Soviet Union,' said Steve Hanke, professor of economics at Johns Hopkins University.

Useful lessons for Nigeria

* Fuel subsidy at the federal level.
* Rent control by Lagos state for "non-posh" areas.


Reminds me of how one clueless sojaman dictator, Ayatollah Brouhari, had forex controls and imported "essential commodities, Essenco" with controlled prices through the Nigerian National Supply Company, NNSC. Measures that accelerated the killing off of Nigeria's manufacturing increasing unemployment and brain drain to the west.
Only education is worthy of being subsidised at all.

Otherwise government has no business doing business as the result is always massive failure and shortages in the long run.

Human beings are naturally SELFISH and will always look out for their own self interst subject to common rules and societal laws permitting.

Meanwhile Cuba is indeed moving west by embracing individual freedom, their new president (brother to the sick former president, Fidel Castro) only allowed use of mobile phones in April 2008 some five years ago today.

osaass: Disgusting!!!
And you go on to use same hands eat amala

u dey form! So does dat mean u dnt wash ur anus when bathing uh? Na owokoowoko go full ur anus be dat

REALITY101: Lol that means my cousin studying over there whipping her butt haha lemme call em

Why your cousin go leave 9ja and go study in Venezuela? ..... Even Borno betta pass that place oh

Speechless *continues sweeping and singing let it rain by Frank Edward*

Adex097: do you use water?

Water is the best. Stop deceiving yourself

This is truly bizarre. But I think Venezuela's enemies inside, are the culprits.

This is not because these toilet rolls are not largely supplied. It is because these toilet rolls are in very high demand in Venezuela. Everybody nor dey use toilet roll for Nigeria o. There are numerous options when when it comes to toilet matters in Nigeria

Water is the best. Touch soap gel with your hand and wash it with water. Is only Nigeria especially the southern part of Nigeria i see people cleaning anus with tissue paper. It must smell no matter where they make the tissue paper.

Even oyibo wash their ass with water and dry the water with tissue or towel.

This won't be news if this product is not in high demand there and this applies to every other product and sellers won't also cut the supply of a product which is in low demand

abeg water no fit finish. wen ur tru, soap de to wash hand o jare. bt finally na biz strategy o. omo c idea. naija lets bgin de xport tissue paper go venezeula o. we go manage water 4 here.

osaass: Disgusting!!!
And you go on to use same hands eat amala

You are a ajepako fake pretending to be ajebota and probably live in Okokomaiko and crap in the bush and use leaf to clean your anus. You are definitely not sophisticated enough to know what a bidet is.

Dolly-Parton:
They should use water, its natural... and it saves the trees in the forest

I think i will have to stop shaking your hands.

anonimi: Useful lessons for Nigeria

* Fuel subsidy at the federal level.
* Rent control by Lagos state for "non-posh" areas.


Reminds me of how one clueless sojaman dictator, Ayatollah Brouhari, had forex controls and imported "essential commodities, Essenco" with controlled prices through the Nigerian National Supply Company, NNSC. Measures that accelerated the killing off of Nigeria's manufacturing increasing unemployment and brain drain to the west.
Only education is worthy of being subsidised at all.

Otherwise government has no business doing business as the result is always massive failure and shortages in the long run.

^^^^I am curious sir. Why the exemption for education? On what grounds does education qualify for subsidies?

PAGAN 9JA:
use the left hand and then wash with soap/detol.

or else use a bidet.

Why the left hand..Thats discrimination..

Im a leftie..

osaass: Abeg, write am for correct English. I feel like taking Panadol reading your jargon

Seriously I wud rather use my yansh clean ground than dig my hands and finger nails inside my smelly bacterial filled anus only to put that same hand inside mouth the next minute.
I know say you are filth personified.
Na typhoid and hepatitis A be your portion

so yu indirectly saying yu wipe ya ass with ya right hand... Now that's what i call DISGUSTING

shymexx: US and its stooges in Venezuela trying to cause problems in that country before the elections...

Viva Venezuela and R.I.P Hugo Chavez!!!

Just read a real post, most people dont research and verify gutter news by mainstream medias and swallow hook line & sink whatever is thrown to them. shame on sheeple.

I only hope the present president is as strong H.C. (Viva!)