An atheist was walking through the woods.
'What majestic trees'!
'What powerful rivers'!
'What beautiful animals'!
He said to himself.
As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him.

He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him.
He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer. He tripped & fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him.

At that instant the Atheist cried out, 'Oh my God!'
Time Stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.

As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. 'You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident.' 'Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer'?
The atheist looked directly into the light, 'It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian'?

'Very Well,' said the voice.

The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:

'Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen.'

crazy, funny, cool, hilarious,
i love it
girlfriend come get a hug,

YAY!!! I love hugs lol. Glad u liked the joke

Riskie,

well done. You are very welcome into the jokes section.

Keep posting more

Thanx

Dont worry,

I'll cover you up in case of any slip. Just keep firing ur guns

NOW, this is what i am talking about. we need more funny stuffs like this here.

tight joke it has made my morning. keep it coming girl.

Ituen, i dey look you . . . .

Riskie:

YAY!!! I love hugs lol. Glad u liked the joke

i have got plenty where that came from,
and invasions and incursions might follow suit,
u know

riskie, hear me and hear me well.

to run away from olulu is the begining of wisdom in this joke section

tufe:

riskie, hear me and hear me well.

to run away from olulu is the begining of wisdom in this joke section

LOL! I can see someone has a reputation

nay,
dem just player haters honey,
dn't mind them,
u just stick with me,
u will learn plenty

why dont u partake in it no gut again?

i have more than enuff wives. what wud i possibly want another one for

pats him on the shoulder my boi ure becoming sensible

clemcykul:

pats him on the shoulder my boi ure becoming sensible

this sensibiliy was supposed to have happened last yr

nevertheless, in everything, always thank God, but two of una, i no just know . . .

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so funny i love it so much

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keep lolliing

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