Can you imagin this?
A woman had a daughter, the lady was a shy type and she knows nothing about SEX. One day she got married and she ask her mother how she will have sex with her husband, the mother explained to her and she left.
After her wedding, the couple both went home, and the mother followed them to know how the husband will disvirgin her daughter, while the couple were in the room, the mother stood at the door listening to their conversation.
The husband said my dear, this thing is too tight how can we loose it? The wife reply i dont know.
The mother said apply grease you idoit(saying it on a low tone)
After some time, the husband said dear, since this thing is so tight i think we'll have to use a knife....
Immediatly the mother burst in Ha! You want to kill my daughter, instead of you to use grease you want to use knife....
(the husband was trying to remove his shoe lace) lolz