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| 17 Funny But True "QUOTES" by braxjay(m): 9:42am On May 21, 2013 |
[size=15pt]1. If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I'd just laugh and search with them. 2. do you ever want to grab someone in your class and pull their face close while staring at them in the eyes then whisper shut the hell up 3. it's funny when people are telling you a story and you're just thinking 'lie lie lie lie' but you go along with it anyway 4. Some people just need a pat. On the head. With a hammer. 5. old people are either super nice or the meanest people on earth there is no in between 6. I've never been in love but I imagine it's similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food. 7. Why do we call it truth or dare when we all know it’s really “who do you like” or “awkward sexual task”? 8. Class: 1+1=2 Homework: 2x5=10 Test: If Greg has 6 apples and eats one, calculate how many muscles he used to eat the apple 9. my mom likes to play this game called yell from four rooms away and get upset when I can’t hear her 10. autocorrect needs to stop capitalizing “omg” I’m not that excited 11. I miss being a kid, no one cared how you dressed, we were all friends and we all could be ourselves without being judged. 12. I want to meet myself from someone else’s point of view. 13. I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food. 14. I was born without you so guess what? I can live without you. 15. We don't lose friends; we just learn who our real ones are. 16. if you think I'm purposely ignoring you I probably am 17. I'm not anti-social. I'm anti-bullshit. [/size] 5 Likes |
| Re: 17 Funny But True "QUOTES" by Nobody: 9:57am On May 21, 2013 |
I miss being a kid where the TOUGHEST decision was choosing which crayon to use.. |
| Re: 17 Funny But True "QUOTES" by frederal(m): 10:19am On May 21, 2013 |
Nice one. 10 likes |
| Re: 17 Funny But True "QUOTES" by braxjay(m): 10:54am On May 21, 2013 |
Rehnoy: I miss being a kid where the TOUGHEST decision was choosing which crayon to use.. hehehehe abi o |
| Re: 17 Funny But True "QUOTES" by Caracta(f): 11:39am On May 21, 2013 |
Awwww. Nice. Especially: 8. Class: 1+1=2 Homework: 2x5=10 Test: If Greg has 6 apples and eats one, calculate how many muscles he used to eat the apple |
| Re: 17 Funny But True "QUOTES" by dimexilux(m): 1:50pm On May 21, 2013 |
U try |
| Re: 17 Funny But True "QUOTES" by Nobody: 8:52am On May 23, 2013 |
Op u over try |
| Re: 17 Funny But True "QUOTES" by braxjay(m): 9:31am On May 23, 2013 |
Vickii Ro: Op u over try 10x  |
| Re: 17 Funny But True "QUOTES" by angelTI(f): 9:06pm On May 23, 2013 |
op, i wont lie o, few of ds expressions r clumsy to me bt ur head dey der sha |
| Re: 17 Funny But True "QUOTES" by bashydemy(m): 8:12am On May 24, 2013 |
thumb up for 14 |
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