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Funny 2000 Years Ago STATUSES by hertz9te(m): 9:10am On May 24, 2013
S[b[color=#990000][/color]][/b][b][/b]tatuses we would be updating on
FB,
Twitter and BBM if we were in the
times of Moses, Noah, Adam and
Abraham:
1. Guys its scary, Lot's wife just
turned
into a pillar of salt #shaking#
2. Pimping my camel, Jerusalem
here i
come..
3. Just chilling in first class at
Noah's
ark, the view here is fantastic.. But
this
Lions
keep staring at me weird. #Noah's
voyage#
4.Chilling with Moses by Mt Sinai.
some
miracles going on here..
5. Eve and hubby got banished,
they
ate the forbidden fruit. I mean
who
does that?
#smh#
6. Jacob's status: Things we do for
love, cant believe i served her
father for 14 years just to get her. Love u
Rachel ah:*
7. Some people are so cruel hey.
Cain how do u kill your own
brother?
RIP
Abel
8. One of Jesus' disciples post :Wat
a
long day.. Walking and preaching
the
gospel.
Now chilling with my disciples #chillin tinz#
Re: Funny 2000 Years Ago STATUSES by Dygeasy(m): 10:02am On May 24, 2013
Lol..

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