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The Clever Italian Mathematician

An recent Italian immigrant to New York wanted a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little math test.

"Here's your first question," the foreman said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9."

"Without numbers?" the Italian says, "Dat is easy." And he proceeds to draw three trees.

"What's this?" the boss asks.

"Ave you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree make nine," says the Italian.

"Fair enough," says the boss. "Here's your second question. Use the same rules, but thi s time the number is 99."

The Italian stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture that he has ust drawn and makes a smudge on each tree. "Ere you go."

The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?"

"Each of da trees is dirty now. So, it's dirty tree, and dirty tree, and dirty tree. Dat is 99."

"All right, last question. Same rules again, but represent the number 100."

The Italian man stares into space some more, then he picks up the picture again and makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, "Ere you go. One hundred."

The boss looks at the attempt. "You must be nuts if you think that represents a hundred!"

(You're going to love this one!!!)

The Italian leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each tree and says, "A little dog came along and crap by each tree. So now you got dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a turd, dat make one hundred. So, when I start?"

What a great joke here ! " dirty tree and a turd" thirty three and a dot , Abi?
nIce one !
Cheers

kool, he is talking!

micklplus:

What a great joke here ! " dirty tree and a turd" thirty three and a dot , Abi?
nIce one !
Cheers

i guess he meant 33 1/3 (thirtty three and a third)

hillarious

Tehee, tehee.

Wat a clever Italian! D foreman kant refuse him d job.

ReAlLy fUnNy

noice!! loved it.

Nice one

that was hilarious. nice one.

Weird but clever guy
wudnt remember his tricks in 100yrs

Its hilarious

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nice one.
seen it b4 but its still cool

micklplus:

What a great joke here ! " dirty tree and a turd" thirty three and a dot , Abi?
nIce one !
Cheers

dude how come u were laffing wen u didnt get d point of d joke.

funny

I know

Good one. Like it [/color]

Thanks

I didn't get da joke. It sound horrible. Pardon me

Abu Zola:

I didn't get da joke. It sound horrible. Pardon me

where did your sense of humour go?

guy you are very funny but by the way where did you get that joke from aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh hilarious indeed,

guy you are very funny but by the way where did you get that joke from aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh hilarious indeed,

So what

I want to learn this kind of shot! Teach me.