njokusboy:

Why una dey talk about hair lyk dis nah, una dey me want me cry walai... Been kiping my hair the whole year, so 2 days ago my cousin took me to a hairdressing salon so I can blow dry it, dis girl was just playing with my hair and I was foolishly enjoying it, naso the hair come fry, I did evry magic on dat hair, it didn't work.. Finally, I had to cut it, now I feel so naked... Mtschew... Been depressed since...

njokusboy:

Why una dey talk about hair lyk dis nah, una dey me want me cry walai... Been kiping my hair the whole year, so 2 days ago my cousin took me to a hairdressing salon so I can blow dry it, dis girl was just playing with my hair and I was foolishly enjoying it, naso the hair come fry, I did evry magic on dat hair, it didn't work.. Finally, I had to cut it, now I feel so naked... Mtschew... Been depressed since...

Ldkmo. Am I dead? Blow dry ko, blow wet ni. Sorry ehn. Bwuhahahaha

Well, well, I don't keep my hair; I cut it every week, step 1. Just wanna maintain it like that. Kapiche!

njokusboy:

Why una dey talk about hair lyk dis nah, una dey me want me cry walai... Been kiping my hair the whole year, so 2 days ago my cousin took me to a hairdressing salon so I can blow dry it, dis girl was just playing with my hair and I was foolishly enjoying it, naso the hair come fry, I did evry magic on dat hair, it didn't work.. Finally, I had to cut it, now I feel so naked... Mtschew... Been depressed since...

ToyinDipo:
Do you mind Brazilian hair bro.

Wth!

ToyinDipo:
Do you mind Brazilian hair bro.

ToyinDipo:
The thread will possibly still remain active for now. True, it was fun.

King Rein:

The personal things like names, schools, voicenotes, numbers etc were modified. There are still some eye opening things there.

Are you serious? Why na

Dannyxy: i dey relocate to una zanga, smh na ASUU cause am

Kslib: Lmfao at ostrich's epistle-- hilarious!!!! Ehen, Ochon, you no well o!! When did i said my love interest was tabh? Mad man!!

Pls stop causing commotion and stop trying to spoil my market ejjjoooor!! I know you have a thing for c'est moi-- be brave and tell her!!! I know what you are trying to use me for!! Yeye!!!

ok lemme just make this clear-- i am in the mood!!! Lemme be naughty small!!

Erm, Everybody make una hear me oooooooo!!!!! C'est moi is my sweetheart and i have a very very soft spot for her .. I know she might not feel the same way about me and might probably friendzone my asss but hey "I aint the first to be zoned".. Tony,Danny,Maria, and ochon have also been zoned, so no wahala!!

Erm ella.b--- i also have a crush on you. Jekyll abeg no be my fault, blame it on nature.. .. Ella, i know you know how to friendzone people wella and you dont have a crush, but the truth is i still have a crush on you but its not as severe as it was before.

Finally, tabh, I wont lie, i think i have something for you!! I dont know what to call it but I like you alot, i sweeaar!!

Ermn, @everyone pls its not that serious abeg!! And my name aint oliver twist

**picks race!!!!***

ToyinDipo:
Do you mind Brazilian hair bro.

C'est moi:

#drags him back ....What a suprise! What made you talk now? I e-like you,hmmmm? You are my friend,not friend-zoning you o.It's a power of e-yes from me to you(to shame and not to shame them,you know them).Hope you are good though.

Jekyll & Hyde:


Ldkmo. Am I dead? Blow dry ko, blow wet ni. Sorry ehn. Bwuhahahaha

Well, well, I don't keep my hair; I cut it every week, step 1. Just wanna maintain it like that. Kapiche!

King Rein: Nawa oh, this is the third time C'est Moi is quoting that same post. Odikwa serious

Dannyxy: So what was the grand confession?

StateOfMind:

Lol..you noticed too..

njokusboy:

Y una dey laff me nah.. Can't u see a nigga is down

King Rein:

Lmao! Shuu...very serious indeed

Jekyll & Hyde:


The confession don totori am die.

King Rein:


I don't understand

King Rein: Nawa oh, this is the third time C'est Moi is quoting that same post. Odikwa serious

pseudome:

Ochon = Caruj =L*****y
Sorry #cantkeepasecret

dre11:
2much
so na so e-love dey shak person

lertee: **clears throat**
So much fun on this thread,you guys keep it up.

C'est moi:
@SOM and King R,the network is slow and crappy.I typed the first and second,submitted and cancelled cos I thought I had to re-compose,never knew it had been submitted.Im really the shy type.*picks marathon race*

C'est moi:

#drags him back ....What a suprise!
What made you talk now? I e-like
you,hmmmm? You are my friend,not
friend-zoning you o.It's a power of e-yes
from me to you darln(to shame and not
to shame them,you know them).Hope
you are good though.

C'est moi:
*modified*

C'est moi:
*modified*

pseudome:

Ochon = Caruj =L*****y
Sorry #cantkeepasecret

C'est moi:
@SOM and King R,the network is slow and crappy.I typed the first and second,submitted and cancelled cos I thought I had to re-compose,never knew it had been submitted.Im really the shy type.*picks marathon race*