King Rein: Jovial, tell me who the person is now, let me know if i'm wasting my time with you

Ok just answer it this way: Am I wasting my time with you or am I not wasting my time with you please shap shap, girls are waiting.. Whatever u choose is fine

ochongonoko:

Lol. That meeting would have happened if SOM had a thing for fork addict. She's fond of him, calls him FURK. They understand each other but she doesn't have a thing for him. Trust me . Toyintomato really liked SOM*sniffs* . Even when SOM friendzoned him on the this thread and the T or D thread, the nigga stuck to his guns and declare his love for SOM, too bad SOM had 'REINCARN-ZONE' his àss again . Maybe SOM finds him too short(dwarf-like ), or not SHARP .*snifs*. I think toyin should be given award for the SERIAL OCONGED of the year, ochonged for the past 3months but the nigga no wan learn .. No mind SOM and her 'height' judgement, she's looking for a reason to reincarnate you

THE AMAKA and dannyxy?. It will be like the marriage or union of the beauty and the beast(don't take it literally o ). Them go dey fight like aki and pawpaw. I miss amaka more than you. I'm the only one asking kwame about her but the nigga just they 'STALL-ZONE' my answers

ochongonoko:

Lol. I didn't. She's even searching for her VN on that thread, told her to upload a 'close-up facial pic of her' so that she can get to see her heroine . No be small crush o

We know all these things. Even SOM quoted her immediately last night . If say SOM na boy, I swear jovialjov for battle RatPoison for SOM's heart

jovialjov:


MARIA, I don't have any crush on here!! And I like you and Ĵ & H,kaapish?

ochongonoko:

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King Rein:

LWKMD!! This guy wetin Toyin do you? Shuoo... . Him go finish you when he sees this (don your helmet).

Ghard LWKMD!! The thing for don make sense die.. they couldn't stop arguing. I remember when the guy dissed her picture, she now said let her click my guy's profile and lo and behold, what her eyes saw lwkmd!!. And that time, Daniel had that side picture. I think he was wearing blue. Bro...that picture no even try at all... I'm glad he changed it to a much better one (see as elyn dey trip for am now ). I'm so mad at her cuz she promised us a skype date and she just vanished.. Sometimes, I wonder if she was that chic that was dissing adastunner on twitter. Walahi, I felt it was her

ochongonoko:

Maria, did you see the bolded?

I know your legendary status as being the 'JOSEPH' of this thread. What do you see in her bolded

King Rein:

Why do I feel RatPoison will quote this in the morning. Why tha hell will spade be battling for StateOfMind if she was a guy. LWKMD!! Are you insinuation something

jovialjov:


WUUCKED!!!!

King Rein:

Hmmm. I foresee a fondness brewing... that's if she doesn't choose me tonight. As time progresses, I believe what she has for u will grow, especially if u give her some attention. I shiit you not i've seen it


Why do I feel IyawoTM is going into labor soon .

ochongonoko:

LMAO . Toyin na my paddy o . if em wan fire me back, I get protection. Have your forgotten about 'GUEST MODE'?. I'll simply read from the GHOST mode while playing phyno ft olamide

LWKMD. You have a retentive memory . Danny's pic back then was nothing to write home about, too bad that when he 'tushed' up, the amaka has already left and he never got the chance to express his feeling for her, ella and cest moi that he wrote epistle of love, OCHONGED his áss

Don't blame amaka, she was willing to skyp with us, but no one showed interested. I miss her and her beverly defense ways. I think you PM her, miss like crazy man. Erm, Spade knows her FB name, maybe he can help you out iwth her twitter name too. That grandpapa na FBI

King Rein:

Sweetie, you're looking for my trouble. Please modify the first word of your post. Thanks

Ehem ehem.. shying away from the question. That's not what I asked you. I said am I or am I not wasting my time. Pick one. Its okay to pick the former....or the latter

ochongonoko: Why did jovialjov remove her pic

ochongonoko:

Fondness brewing? *gulps hard*. I'm.. *coughs*.. In short na lie, I no gree. I think she's prepared to fight for kslib


Why do I feel iyawo will name his baby an God-like name like CARUJ

jovialjov:

Ha! Maria oh and you had to edit my post with that? Oya modify am too!




!you asked me two questions and insinuated I pick one which I have answered....

P.S : am not picking anyone!!its likeness and not crush,remember? Time will tell though...

King Rein:


@the bolded: LWKMD! You know what, since we are both dissing him, why should I hold back. As if it was not enough that he was posing beside a pole he now popped that his collar and the pic come be like say my guy no get neck. And to worsen it, the guy come dey blacker than charcoal....black like darkness... and it was broad day light ohh . The picture now made him look like a 15 year old boy wey dey do MFM dry fast. Cheiii. I think say Daniel no try at all that time but that picture was really deceiving. If only THE AMAKA could come and see the real fresh boy behind the Dannyxy moniker. Old age is good sometimes.

You know till today, I still never see wetin the chic look like

King Rein:

But na why you dey mention Kslib's name for this matter? I don tell u say the girl no like Kslib as she like am before. Quote me on this. You're free to break her shell. Brush her....but I know say u be chciken na. U no fit ....if not, take on the challenge


This guy is mad sha.. Oh u never hear? Oga TM and I don already negotiate na. Na my name him go give am ask her, she will tell you

ochongonoko:

Durrrhhh *flutters eyes*

1) You mentioned reinc among the two people you like
2) You had to 'form' just to get reinc's attention
3) Your fondness for Kslib is so glaring it can blind a man
4) You dont 'rappor' with jetli&seek like you do with reinc and kslib
5) You said kslib has many girls(true) and that maria is married(false).


You said the number 5 as a 'reverse psychology' to get reinc to open up about his relationship before you can decide when to agree or not

We all know these things

ochongonoko:

I mentioned Kslib's name so that you guys won't accuse me of spoiling KSJOV as always when I write my 'recap' . Na so dey take accuse me of mariabambam's demise . This time, I'm wise, I no dey go, she's for kslib


Oga TM give you em pikin your name? . Do you have a THING for him?:



*runs away* good night

Kslib: What is going on here? By this time? Chineke!!

Ok guys see--- Jovial doesnt like me like you are making it look like.. Trust me, she doesnt. I know she doesnt hate me but trust me when I say she doesnt like me.. I know this, so maria and ochon better try your luck!!

And as for the yabs wey maria ad ochon dey throw at Toyintimato and danny, i dey laff seriously!! Tomorrow will be something else!!

King Rein:

No mind me oh. Daniel, no vex. I just talk say make I yab you small for that nonsense wey u dey yarn that night. sorry but the thing pain me say u dey take all of it seriously. No vex

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Jovial, you won't answer me? Ok, goodnight

pseudome:

You just wake up for night dey smile? Hope it's not what I'm thinking?

Kslib:
Hian!! So you sef never even read am sef?

I go read am maybe in the evening-- Tomorrow. I get many download e-books but na chance to read them be the ish. I go try adjust my schedule to accommodate them!!

Yes, I never read am o. Lol, no vex. I must read am next week.

Hahaha. That one dey. You too dey download ni.

ochongonoko:

Sharap there . Peasant fowl

I been dey watch match o.. Cower wetin kwanu?. Cos of the jibes?. Hian. Never!!. I don't take it serious, just caught up with pages you peasants left for your God, ochon .

For the first time, you and stooge toyintomato wrote an 'epistle' . For an ordinary 'aproko' news . Chai.. This one pain una wella. .

Ratpoison, see as just join your fellow peasant dey attack a God, called OCHON . Together with your wife, SOM who's a mistress in 'stoking of fires' . Una dey vex o. 6 people facing only me, the God OCHON. Kslib, I see you jare. You be better person. No mind these peasants, especially peasant reinc, copying my style . Ordinary 'aproko news' na em dey make people BP rise

Was reading where you guys said I'm hiding as guest, lmao. Really funny. Had no reason to. It's not as if the comebacks was taken serious. My only regret is what my 'joke' caused, i.e danny bringing other NLers here. I explicitly blurted out her name cos I knew this would happen, that why I gave out the link below the quotes. Even when I wrote about the person that liked all Kslib's post, I didn't reveal her name for obvious reason. Yet danny went ahead and wrecked havoc on this thread. Dunno why people don't know when one is joking. Smh.

Anyways, for those that got 'burnt', cheer up, it's all jokes. More 'aproko news' coming y'all ways.


Good morning, my peasants


GOD OCHON

No mind that guy, we go flog am today.

And, freaking shut up, you coward. You ran away and came back with a bag of stuuupiid excuses.

ochongonoko: LOLing the comments by the 'pained' pauperish peasants . LMAO. Gawd, this is some 'reprisal attack' shít .

Anyways, all the comments made no sense to me. Danny saying my breath made modella deactivate her account. Pffttt. Don't even make any meaning in that. Jet li and seek saying I pushed mariabambam and made it crash. Thought he something to say. As if we weren't screaming 'mariabambam' and now peasant reinc was 'reincar-zoned', I'm the one to take the fall? . I be modella?. Wetin concern me? . Then toyin say some buncha gibberish and talking about joining team GOM. Mtcheeeww.

The only post that made sense was from RatPoison. Like SOM said(BTW, SOM I see your handwork with jetli and seek ), there's no part to BOLDEN. All of them made sense. Ratpoison went haaaaaammmmmmmm on my àss. Lwkmd. I could picture him shaking like convulsing patient while trying to give me 'brutality' . Even Teoo that made ratpoison bandwith to finish, was no where to defend himself. Well, I guess 'the debate' was a tangible excuse. Ehen, here's the post

@first highlighted, mehn, I took that ish personal on your behalf but I no want wahala so I kept mute. It was way too rubbish.

@second highlighted, lol, you never see anything.

King Rein:

LMAO!

Mehn the problem with this thread is that people don't like to be innovative to make it fun. Nobody wants to step up to the plate and say something. I was happy when u said caruj was you, I won't lie cuz oh boy...I don dey miss your breaklight for this thread. Everyday, it was just me bringing up discussions but then u came up with the whole newspaper stuff and honestly, I was happy. That Kslib go jus dey dull dey cry network. Toyin...that one, I no know. Njokusboy na to argue for Melvin only, Spade na to scatter Mellish/ drop one post for StateOfMind...Walahi, e be like say that guy na our father for this thread . Daniel, na to just write oluwa is involve and dissappear. Dre, that one na another story. The thing dey pain me sometimes I swear.

Kwaaaaaaaaaaa @ Daniel. Lmao!

Dre, hmmm, lol Make I shut up before Gift wallay me with konk pidgin.

King Rein:


LWKMD!!!! Abeg.. I dey beg you. Toyin na my guy...no make I laugh....too much. If na Jekyll and Hyde now, I for don scatter laugh break chair . Foolish peasant, laughing at all of Kslib's jabs at me. He for even try hide am sef. I was pained . Stupiid bald headed boy. Good for him that Ella friendzoned his asss for me....and I will make sure I take Cathaliya as well

Hahahahaha @ stupppiiid bald headed boy. If I slap that your ogor and head wey be like rugby ball ehn, mtcheew.

Take Cathaliya biko, she fits you. Like I care *rolls eyes*