What is Davido's latest single? Send your answer to 33012 and win N1,000,000

I'm sure you've received such SMSs regardless of your mobile telephone network. It's the latest yahoo yahoo, and if you're willing to pay me I will show you how people (like you and me) make a millions with this lottery like SMSs.

That's by the way. Let's share all the possible ridiculous SMSs we've all received.

Lemme start-

What is the color of the White House building? Send you answer to 30023 and stand a chance to win Blackberry Q10

Chelsea beat Manchester United 1 – 0, thanks to Juan Mata’s late goal. For more sports news, send SPORTS to 30123. Free for 7 days

Shell is recruiting fresh graduates. Send JOBS to 30123 for job alerts. Costs N30

The world is going to end tomorrow. Send MAYAN to 30986 to get timely updates. N100 per month

Weather forecast: It will be dark this night. Send WEATHER to 30785. You’ll never be caught in the rain without Umbrella again.

Obama will sleep over at the White House today. Send WORLD to 39276 to get global updates.

Nokia 3310 is now N2,500! Limited stocks!! Send DEALS to 301367 to get crazy deals

Please share the ones’ you've received, let’s make an exhaustive list.