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Succinct Facts To Note by dplomaticVal: 6:34pm On May 27, 2013
FAKE FRIENDS - Never ask for food...
REAL FRIENDS - Are the reason you
have NO food
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/
Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents
DAD/
MOM
FAKE FRIENDS - Never seen you cry...
REAL FRIENDS - Cry with you
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for
a
few days then give it back REAL
FRIENDS: keep
your stuff so long they forget it's yours
FAKE FRIENDS - Know a few things
about you...
REAL FRIENDS - Could write a book
about you
FAKE FRIENDS - Would knock on
your
front door...
REAL FRIENDS - Walk right in and
says
"I'm home"
FAKE FRIENDS - Will help you up
when
you fall over...
REAL FRIENDS - Will jump on top of
you and shout "sandwich"
FAKE FRIENDS - Are around for
awhile...
REAL FRIENDS - Are for life
FAKE FRIENDS: say "love ya" in a
joking
manner
REAL FRIENDS: say "I love you" and
they mean it
FAKE FRIENDS: will read this and
ignore
REAL FRIENDS: will LIKE this
Re: Succinct Facts To Note by Sanboy25: 1:52am On May 28, 2013
dplomaticVal:
FAKE FRIENDS - Never ask for food...
REAL FRIENDS - Are the reason you have NO food
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
REAL FRIENDS: keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours
FAKE FRIENDS - Would knock on your front door...
REAL FRIENDS - Walk right in and says "I'm home"
FAKE FRIENDS - Will help you up when you fall over...
REAL FRIENDS - Will jump on top of you and shout "sandwich"


I rather have a 'FAKE FRIEND' in all these situations listed at the top. smiley
The 'REAL FRIEND' seems more like a parasite to me in those... undecided
Re: Succinct Facts To Note by dplomaticVal: 9:00am On May 28, 2013
Sanboy25:


I rather have a 'FAKE FRIEND' in all these situations listed at the top. smiley
The 'REAL FRIEND' seems more like a parasite to me in those... undecided

thats your decisn alone to make smiley

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Re: Succinct Facts To Note by Emmyk(m): 10:34am On May 28, 2013
Lol. Nice one. I agree with most..
Buh the keeping of one's stuff for a long time is what I dont agree with..

Call me fake friend if you like buh I want my stuff returned when your done with it,same way I'll return yours.

I guess if you dont wear ur friend's cloth or allow urs to be worn by them, ur also fake friend?
Re: Succinct Facts To Note by dplomaticVal: 1:35pm On May 28, 2013
Emmyk: Lol. Nice one. I agree with most..
Buh the keeping of one's stuff for a long time is what I dont agree with..

Call me fake friend if you like buh I want my stuff returned when your done with it,same way I'll return yours.

I guess if you dont wear ur friend's cloth or allow urs to be worn by them, ur also fake friend?


lol bro, bt u cnt dispute d fact dt there's lv in sharing. smiley
Re: Succinct Facts To Note by Nobody: 10:44pm On May 28, 2013
You've got to understand that there is no such thing as fake friend, its either you're my friend or you're not.
Re: Succinct Facts To Note by dplomaticVal: 11:20pm On May 28, 2013
hornipipe: You've got to understand that there is no such thing as fake friend, its either you're my friend or you're not.

we stil av alot ov them, sir!
try.ta locate ur brain n fix smthn in order......pls!!
Re: Succinct Facts To Note by Nobody: 11:35pm On May 28, 2013
dplomaticVal:

we stil av alot ov them, sir!
try.ta locate ur brain n fix smthn in order......pls!!
I can see common sense eludes you.
Quoting someone like me is actually a privilege don't abuse it.
Re: Succinct Facts To Note by dplomaticVal: 8:57am On May 29, 2013
hornipipe: I can see common sense eludes you.
Quoting someone like me is actually a privilege don't abuse it.

stop hallucinating dude, a lunatic is pellucidly regarded as a small fry anywhr in dis clime, on the contrary u sud be d one delighted 4 quoting me..***retardèèn.
Re: Succinct Facts To Note by Nobody: 10:04am On May 29, 2013
dplomaticVal:

stop hallucinating dude, a lunatic is pellucidly regarded as a small fry anywhr in dis clime, on the contrary u sud be d one delighted 4 quoting me..***retardèèn.
you can't be using all these vocabs when you couldn't even spell ''diplomatic'' which happens to be you username. cheesy
I'll engage you in an epic slaying masterclass when you're able to prove to me beyond all reasonable doubts that you my boy ''dplomaticval'' are not an exceptionally slow imbeciile or a midget with no sense of urgency grin
Re: Succinct Facts To Note by dplomaticVal: 1:17pm On May 29, 2013
@hornipipe, It's quite disheartening vhat it takes you a whole decade 2 decipher anythn in dis wrld, FYI dumbo, 'dplomatic' is an abridged form ov 'diplomatic', evn a layman cn attest to dt. To say d least, I find it execrable why a full-fledged grown-up like u wont jettison childish traits n stop makin foolery of himslf all d tym, btw, a fool @ 37 is upcoming, congrats. smiley
Re: Succinct Facts To Note by Emmyk(m): 4:12pm On May 29, 2013
dplomaticVal:

lol bro, bt u cnt dispute d fact dt there's lv in sharing. smiley
lol. I cant.
Re: Succinct Facts To Note by Nobody: 11:00pm On May 29, 2013
dplomaticVal: @hornipipe, It's quite disheartening vhat it takes you a whole decade 2 decipher anythn in dis wrld, FYI dumbo, 'dplomatic' is an abridged form ov 'diplomatic', evn a layman cn attest to dt. To say d least, I find it execrable why a full-fledged grown-up like u wont jettison childish traits n stop makin foolery of himslf all d tym, btw, a fool @ 37 is upcoming, congrats. smiley

I bet my b@ll$ you used the dictionary to do this. It's not like your vocabulary is that sophisticated, it's just that it doesn't really correspond with the rest of your work. So I would advise you mate, if you really want to sound intellectual write in full and work on your grammatical constructions, they are awful.
Re: Succinct Facts To Note by Nobody: 11:25pm On May 29, 2013
inurmind:

I bet my b@ll$ you used the dictionary to do this. It's not like your vocabulary is that sophisticated, it's just that it doesn't really correspond with the rest of your work. So I would advise you mate, if you really want to sound intellectual write in full and work on your grammatical constructions, they are awful.
I realized that too, that's why I just ignored him grin
Re: Succinct Facts To Note by dplomaticVal: 11:05am On May 30, 2013
inurmind:

I bet my b@ll$ you used the dictionary to do this.

wow, this succinctly shows that d unexposed rural bush whr u've bn residing has enormously beclouded ur tantamount sense of reasoning dt u nw sheepishly thnk vhat evry1 is as badly educated as ur useleǯ obstreperous self.angry

Anyway, I'll chivalrously ignore a malnourished leprosy-stricken narcissistic envious pillock like u til vhat obstinate vulture-like lesbian stripper u cald mom stps layin eggs. smiley
Re: Succinct Facts To Note by dplomaticVal: 11:07am On May 30, 2013
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Re: Succinct Facts To Note by Nobody: 1:02pm On May 30, 2013
dplomaticVal:

wow, this succinctly shows that d unexposed rural bush whr u've bn residing has enormously beclouded ur tantamount sense of reasoning dt u nw sheepishly thnk vhat evry1 is as badly educated as ur useleǯ obstreperous self.angry

Anyway, I'll chivalrously ignore a malnourished leprosy-stricken narcissistic envious pillock like u til vhat obstinate vulture-like lesbian stripper u cald mom stps layin eggs. smiley

Re: Succinct Facts To Note by Nobody: 1:03pm On May 30, 2013
hornipipe: I realized that too, that's why I just ignored him grin

He deserves it. He is ignorance itself.
Re: Succinct Facts To Note by dplomaticVal: 4:46pm On May 30, 2013
inurmind:

He is ignorance itself.

that shd be a perfect descriptn of ur ferocious fada's gaiety i guess

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