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Can This Be True? by sadebisi: 7:15am On May 17, 2006
Just need someone 2 help analyse dis proof: it may be wrong

Theorem on Salary states that scientists and
> engineers can never earn as much salary as business
> executives and sales people. This theorem can now be
> supported by a mathematical equation that is based
> on the following two postulates:
>
> Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.
> Postulate 2: Time is Money
>
> Proof:
> As every engineer knows: Work /
> Time = Power
> Since Knowledge = Power; and Time
> = Money,
> we have:
> Work / Money = Knowledge
>
> Solving for Money, we get:
> Work / Knowledge = Money
>
>
> Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money
> approaches infinity regardless of the amount of Work
> done.
>
> CONCLUSION: The Less you Know, the More you Make.

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