Police in Kano this morning paraded a man who was caught having sexual intercourse with a Cow behind an Abbatoir.
The man, Shehu Garba, 32, was said to have been
divorced last month at the behest of his wife, after she complained that his “sex drive was insatiable”.
When interviewed by pressmen, he said, “Wallahi, no be me, na debil cos am. But as I no get wipe, I no get girprend, I need to hold body,and na cow I see.”
“Apter all, fussy na fussy”.
His house was also ransacked, where countless bottles of buruntashi were confiscated, as well as expired Viagra.
The Cow has said it will press charges....