erinlakatabu: Even though Ikemba Ojukwu is Dead, his manhood is still alive.
-Dame Jonathan.

vandarsar: Or something?

You sounded like Dame herself

mko abiola: We built this gada?

aduje: I got these quotes by some highly placed individuals in government in the past and at present.

I kept wondering....

Nairalanders, please what is your observation about the comments of an average Nigerian Leader?

(1)..."we want to thank the president for bringing facebook to Nigeria" ...Information Minister Labaran Maku.

(2).."you press men, you always say there are no minerals in kano. We have Coca Cola, Fanta, Mirinda and the newly invented Sprite"...Bakin Zuwo.

(3)..."Foreign investors should ignore Boko Haram and invest in Nigeria"...GEJ

(4)..." I will water your school and fire your school"..Orji Uzoh Kalu

(5) "Nigerians dont panic, terrorist attack is everywhere ..maybe is our turn"...GEJ

(6).."I will rather kill myself than commit sucide"..Dame Jonathan

(7)..."I founded this school for the masses and the school fees is
850,000 naira"...Atiku Abubakar

("..until I see someone eating out of the gutters before I believe
there is poverty in Nigeria." - Umoru Dikko.

(9)..."Telephon­e is not meant for the poor"..David Mark

(10)..."The worth of a child born and breed in Nigeria cannot be compared to that in the United States" -Yakubu Gowon

(11).."school is not meant for the poor, only for the rich"..Ikedi Ikiri Ohakim

(12).."At 50, Britain is still battling with King Arthur and the knights of the round table so Nigeria is not doing too badly"..Diezean­i Madueke.

(13).."Even Jesus Christ cannot conduct a free and fair election in Nigeria"...Obas­anjo

(14)..."The corp members where destined to die, nobody can run away from destiny"..Malla­m isa Yaguda, Gov Bauchi State.

(15).."On behalf of 20 million naira, I donate my family".. Dame Jonathan.

(16).."We, the PDP did not win this election, I have gone to church to confess, I gave them money and they called the result"...Chris­ Uba

(17).."I want to commend the doctors and nurses for responding to treatment"...Da­me Jonathan

(18)..."I can see camera people, are they going to televise us alive?"- Dame Jonathan.


Source: Nigeria Info Radio Lagos (99.3FM)

naptu2: Julius Malema - "I would rather kill myself than commit suicide".


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3Nexr7LcQA

jacobscros: dame patience should go back to school and take an english class. This is pitiful.

shadelek:
I commend ur effort but it does nt sound as if this man really said this coz d movement of his mouth does nt correspond with the statement

booqee: lwkmd! I remember dat too. Lol. But who said it?? Can't remember

Aro Okigbo:

(late) General Adisa.

frederal: Hmmm...all these are trash. When I was child, I watered d school and fired d town" was attributed to one Igwe Odezuluigbo Nike(RIP), how come it now Kalu's quote. I dare d op to prove, by reliable source, where Kalu stated that.
Be mindful of tarnishing people image for nothing or fun. What goes around, comes by

aduje: I got these quotes by some highly placed individuals in government in the past and at present.

I kept wondering....

Nairalanders, please what is your observation about the comments of an average Nigerian Leader?

(1)..."we want to thank the president for bringing facebook to Nigeria" ...Information Minister Labaran Maku.

(2).."you press men, you always say there are no minerals in kano. We have Coca Cola, Fanta, Mirinda and the newly invented Sprite"...Bakin Zuwo.

(3)..."Foreign investors should ignore Boko Haram and invest in Nigeria"...GEJ

(4)..." I will water your school and fire your school"..Orji Uzoh Kalu

(5) "Nigerians dont panic, terrorist attack is everywhere ..maybe is our turn"...GEJ

(6).."I will rather kill myself than commit sucide"..Dame Jonathan

(7)..."I founded this school for the masses and the school fees is
850,000 naira"...Atiku Abubakar

("..until I see someone eating out of the gutters before I believe
there is poverty in Nigeria." - Umoru Dikko.

(9)..."Telephon­e is not meant for the poor"..David Mark

(10)..."The worth of a child born and breed in Nigeria cannot be compared to that in the United States" -Yakubu Gowon

(11).."school is not meant for the poor, only for the rich"..Ikedi Ikiri Ohakim

(12).."At 50, Britain is still battling with King Arthur and the knights of the round table so Nigeria is not doing too badly"..Diezean­i Madueke.

(13).."Even Jesus Christ cannot conduct a free and fair election in Nigeria"...Obas­anjo

(14)..."The corp members where destined to die, nobody can run away from destiny"..Malla­m isa Yaguda, Gov Bauchi State.

(15).."On behalf of 20 million naira, I donate my family".. Dame Jonathan.

(16).."We, the PDP did not win this election, I have gone to church to confess, I gave them money and they called the result"...Chris­ Uba

(17).."I want to commend the doctors and nurses for responding to treatment"...Da­me Jonathan

(18)..."I can see camera people, are they going to televise us alive?"- Dame Jonathan.


Source: Nigeria Info Radio Lagos (99.3FM)

Gannyradical: Dame Jonathan once said this....."my husband is the best couples in the world"

Bluekapon: Now guys, did Dame Jonathan really said those things or as we exaggerating a bit?

Ghostface_killa: I fear Bullet more than I fear ALLAH......Sani Abacha