CALL ME SLICK, AINT GOT NO TIME
AM SLICKER THAN YOUR AVERAGE, YOUR SO SLIM
GNASH YOUR TEETH, LIKE U GOT THE GREYGOOSE DISEASE
IT'S NOT MY FAULT, THAT YOU'RE TURNING DIM
YOUR MAMMA IS A LovePeddler, PERMIT ME TO SAY THAT
COS YOUR PAPA TOLD ME ABOUT IT, SHE'S AINT CUTER THAN A RAT
I DISS YOUR GIRLFRIEND 7 TIMES, DONT BLAME ME
COS SHE'S TOO CHEAP LIKE AH PANT,
SHE DOESNT ADD UP TO HALF OF MY IQ
AND NOW SHE'S BEGGING, SAYING PRAISE I LOVE YOU
GO TO HELL BABY, I DONT NEED YOU
YOU'RE SO IMPOTENT, WE DONT BLAME YOU
SAUCEKID, THE KID NEVA GOES TO CHURCH
BUT YOUR FATHER IS A PASTOR, LIKE HE LOVES THE DEVIL SO MUCH
I HEARD HE KILLED YOUR GRANDPA JUST FOR MONEY RITUALS
THE NEXT THING U KNOW, SAUCKID, ITS GONNA BE YOUR OBITUARY
Bleep WITH ME, I CAN DISS YOUR WHOLE GENERATION

nigga,you Bleep with me~prepare ur funeral
i'll wipe u out,ur hommies~like yous some damn criminal
you claim to be slick~to me nigga,yous shyte
rap lines too lame~they dont qualify for tight
been a long tyme you had pussy~can see it in ur lines
come meet da don pappy~i'll teach ya,one step a time
nigga,i Bleep with you~same ol same ol
leave you gasping~someone call the 5-0
parameds be set to bring the gurney
cuz a nigga'll fall after this tourney
guns in place~magazines click click
ma hands are sweaty~twich twich
its ova before it started~when homeboy took me for granted

hahahaha, omo u be confirm chick jare shaz, u judge dem well, lol

@shaz
i second you on that , they are both so wack

@sauce
thot u used to be ok in star wars 1, how come wackness now stinks all over you??

saucekid says he clicks click, ain't going to slow my roll quick
its a crazy affair, he's about to dine with pigs
i ain't got cuter punchlines, but i can implant land mines
ah, i mean rap battle mines, in the sauce's ugly mind
who voted for saucekid, can't u hear he's just a kid
where was he, when i made hit like Katrina's wind
i've got plasma vision, i can see through walls,
saucekid's heart is frenzied. he ain't got balls
its crystal clear i will reign supreme
like a reign of fire, i blowing him to the extreme
sauckid's rhyme are apparently for kids in nursery
when its comes to digging your grave, am in a hurry
he claims he's got 6 rounds of goddamn ammunition
when i bleeped him, his paremeds offered amputation
as a better idea to alleviate his misery
you got to learn how respect my whole entity
i could just go on and on and on
but i got better things to do, so i aint dissing him so more
the battleline is drawn, he'd better not step on my grounds
or you'll end up been chased by my greyhounds
am dissing the whole motherfcking nairaland crew
raps so poor like rice without stew
hit me if you can, when it comes to my loot
you ain't got a share, so kiss my butt

@makavele

see u wannnna start somthing in hurr . . . if really hot like u claim u is then hit the star warz re-loaded thread . . . dont be a scry cat bro . . . . lets see if u can earn a 2 -star General spot aight . . . enuf said

he wants to do battle
we're going to rumble


@ flowshow
i've been outta practise and basically,i dont do rap

@HYBRID-X

You can't force me to join the star wars thread,
but am going to be there now

Vote for ME, am sweeter and slicker

@SAUCEKID
hmmmmm, stop pretending, you can't keep dissing all the time, someone's the new general and it's me.
Anyway, i love you all, Nairalanders!

@ makavele

guns drawn~slugs poppin~niggaz fallin
sights on ya~got ma *ish~i aint stoppin
touch the cobra's tail~prepare to be bitten
ur lines too lame~i give ya some food poisoning
dont crave the donhood~cus i'm slicker n better
when i'm thru~you'll be the remnant of salt petre
hit ya on all sides~like yam in tha mortar
tear ya limb to limb~leave ya screaming~ MAMMA
kiss ur butt?~nigga i got one chamber~yous the slot
Bleep you sideways~leave you worse than a slut
i aint takin no prisoner~cuz i aint got no patience
i got a gun~trained to kill~and also with a license
nigga pay homage~so i'd grant ya clemency
you dont~imma pop ya~leave ya a bygone heresy

shaz baby could u judge dis dudes again, lets see whose d illest

@saucekid

u little' kid want to claim you's the illiest
am going to show 'em all that u're the wackest
so wack like eddie murphy in "coming back to america"
am kicking the sauce all the way to costa rica
when it comes to lyrical battles, am the hottest
put our IQs on the scale, no doubt u weigh less
its a fact, i aint got guns and ammunitions
but my verbal arsenal could enforce a surgical operation
read my ryhmes, and experience mental blackout
your'e so bleeped up like 2Face, a high school dropout
and "flowshow" admitted you stink with wackness
i dissed u all over, it brought you close to madness
watch out mother bleeper, you're close to my D-E-N
i'll eat u up, as much as i deserve that "lyrical highness"

THANKS SHAZ FOR YOUR FEED.

INCREDIBLE,

i want to thank shaz for the rap analysis
what more could hold us together~if not symbiosis
its great to know~ there's someone to always count on
practice makes perfect, so this rap battle would be won
no one else deserves that lyrical highness but makavele
am about to go platinum, bout' to hit the TV
am trying to change the way the game is played
i aint a mutha bleeper~ aint like a LovePeddler that is' always getting laid
june 23 brought about the birth of a hero
i'm like genie, its time for some mirror mirror
i think it time to hit ma bed, clock says nine-fifty nine
will talk later~been long i saw alexpissu~
tell him i said hiiiiiiiiiiiiii

@ shaz
why you callin me wacked?

Really uncalled for?

Past urs shaz, and see if the sauce won't beat it!

You're a rap artiste, or manager? Lyrical assailent, LOL?

my im is destykisses@yahoo.com,
wat's urs?

There is no harm in "challenging" our lovely shaz, is there?

@ shaz
ma orientation aint rap. . .dont blame me if it sounds wack to you

@shaz
could u post links to some of these forums u talked bout??, maybe we'll improve there.
platinum_genius@yahoo.com, i added u

@ shaz

never mind macaroni, he's poor and cant pay for rap schools,
d rat's always surfing the internet, tryin' to download "dissing tools",

@shaz
i'll ignore makavele he's juss 17 his mind is still dumb, am still expectin dis link shit from u iight

@markolini

you dey fear me?
you dumber!