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Re: Offtopic! by tufe(m): 11:10am On Aug 16, 2008
passing thru
Re: Offtopic! by loffers(m): 11:25am On Aug 16, 2008
malaysia
that's really serious.

i came back yesterday and i didn't c u again
Re: Offtopic! by tufe(m): 11:28am On Aug 16, 2008
mo gbona fele fele
Re: Offtopic! by jaymobb(m): 11:57am On Aug 16, 2008
shatap
Re: Offtopic! by folahann(m): 12:07pm On Aug 16, 2008
Bunch of confused twats
Re: Offtopic! by legover12: 1:17pm On Aug 16, 2008
wat du u mean mis?
Re: Offtopic! by loffers(m): 1:24pm On Aug 16, 2008
@legover12

u are welcome on board mr man
i like ur id legover grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Offtopic! by Gabry(f): 2:27pm On Aug 16, 2008
Loffers,

Huh? I was online together with Ibkaye, Equi and Tufe ohhh. . . We did not see you online. And why are you calling me Malaysia for CHEI!!!



Anyways bobo, heres something to inspire your day.

Re: Offtopic! by Nobody: 2:41pm On Aug 16, 2008
pahahahahaha! osama! cheesy
Re: Offtopic! by loffers(m): 2:46pm On Aug 16, 2008
@ibkaye
@gab
where were u all hiding, i've searched everywhere and i didn't c u

i'm just coming 4rm ATVC [afghan television corporation] to place an advert there

so how was ur nite
Re: Offtopic! by clemcykul(f): 2:47pm On Aug 16, 2008
it was very baddd
Re: Offtopic! by Nobody: 2:51pm On Aug 16, 2008
i don't know how the night was, i was sleeping tongue
Re: Offtopic! by Gabry(f): 2:51pm On Aug 16, 2008
Loffers,

I think its the time difference ohhh. . . Are you really in Afghan
My night was good. How about you?

Clem,
havent heard from you in a long time. Welcome back  smiley
Re: Offtopic! by loffers(m): 2:57pm On Aug 16, 2008
@gab
there was no nite, i went 4 a programme and came back this morning, about 2 hrs ago

@ibk
did u dream of me
Re: Offtopic! by Gabry(f): 2:59pm On Aug 16, 2008
You did not sleep What kinda program is that anywayz I bet you must be tired sha.
Re: Offtopic! by tufe(m): 3:01pm On Aug 16, 2008
he is traing to become a suicide bomber
Re: Offtopic! by Gabry(f): 3:03pm On Aug 16, 2008
tufe:

he is traing to become a suicide bomber

HAHA! Funny youuuu. . . Dont make Loffers come after you nna.
Re: Offtopic! by clemcykul(f): 3:05pm On Aug 16, 2008
gabbie ive been too busy for my own good but am back now to take care of ue needs grin grin kiss

whats goonna happen if bread loafs comes
Re: Offtopic! by Gabry(f): 3:13pm On Aug 16, 2008
Clems Clems. . . Keep up the good work with your sarcastic jokes. Love them ohhh. . . Am glad you're back grin


Bread Loafs Oh Oh. . . Betta take it back ohhh. . . He will bring out his M16 and come hunting you guys sha. Not good Not good.   lipsrsealed  undecided
Re: Offtopic! by loffers(m): 3:15pm On Aug 16, 2008
i'm as tired as anything
i shuld even be sleeping now but i cant

@tufe
u will be my first target
Re: Offtopic! by Gabry(f): 3:20pm On Aug 16, 2008
Loffers,

By right, after all those activities, you should be sleeping. I guess you need some therapy ohhh. . .
Re: Offtopic! by tufe(m): 3:22pm On Aug 16, 2008
be my guest, i don tire for life sef cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

at least i will go to paradise and meet 70 virgins cheesy cheesy cheesy cool
Re: Offtopic! by Nobody: 3:28pm On Aug 16, 2008
@loffers
dream of you ke?
Re: Offtopic! by Gabry(f): 3:36pm On Aug 16, 2008
tufe:

be my guest, i don tire for life sef cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

at least i will go to paradise and meet 70 virgins cheesy cheesy cheesy cool

No point to met 70 virgins when none of them would sleep with you ohhh. . . undecided
Re: Offtopic! by clemcykul(f): 3:37pm On Aug 16, 2008
cuzz he's got Aids shocked shocked shocked
Re: Offtopic! by tufe(m): 3:40pm On Aug 16, 2008
@gab

i will sleep with all of them, and when i am don disvirgining them, i will be replenished with another fresh 70 virgins cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

@clem

shey na u give am to ituen, u don dey confess small small
Re: Offtopic! by loffers(m): 3:48pm On Aug 16, 2008
@gab
do u ave any sleeping pills there wit u


70 virgins for what
Re: Offtopic! by loffers(m): 3:51pm On Aug 16, 2008
@ibk

i wished u sweet dreams yesterday, and told u 2 dream of me.
did u?
Re: Offtopic! by Gabry(f): 3:55pm On Aug 16, 2008
tufe:

@gab

i will sleep with all of them, and when i am don disvirgining them, i will be replenished with another fresh 70 virgins cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy


Do you know, having a virgin is alot of pressure cause you always have to be careful and soft and delicate to them what more 70 You dont feel the hit?

loffers:

@gab
do u ave any sleeping pills there wit u



I use to take sleeping pills untill the day I screwed up my health. The more sleeping pills I take, the more active I become and I landed up in the hospital and they found out that my body reacts the complete opposite when it comes to sleeping pills and caffeine.

Turn out to be, all I need was a bf to make me sleep.! HAHA!

Maybe you should get a gf. It might work for you.  grin
Re: Offtopic! by Nobody: 3:56pm On Aug 16, 2008
@loffers
i don't dream, sorry tongue
Re: Offtopic! by loffers(m): 4:09pm On Aug 16, 2008
@gab
so ur advice 4 me now is 2 get a girlfriend, i don't think dt will work for now
i'm just too busy 4 that
i take too much of nescafe this days, so i'm always awake most of the nite



@ibk
u don't dream, what do u mean
Re: Offtopic! by Gabry(f): 4:15pm On Aug 16, 2008
loffers:

@gab
so your advice 4 me now is 2 get a girlfriend, i don't think dt will work for now
i'm just too busy 4 that
i take too much of nescafe this days, so i'm always awake most of the night



shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked Take care of your health ohhh. . . We are humans. Not cats therefore we only get 1 life, not 9 lifes.


Ok everyone, Loffers, Ibkaye, tufe, Clem, jay, am going to bed. Its 11.00pm here and going to start an early morning at 6.00am jogging. Odabo.

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