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Kwaata And Ubom...part 1 by bingbagbo(m): 12:50pm On Jun 07, 2013
kwaata lived in a bungalow with a backyArd garden. early one morning he was strolling through his garden when he spotted a guy squatting under a tree. it was ubom. the moment ubom saw kwaata he removed his cup and lowered it onto the ground.kwaata asked what ubom was doing and ubom replied that he had caught a bird and that he had covered it with his cup and wanted kwaata to watch it as he goes home to fetch a nest for his bird.kwaata obliged. the moment ubom left kwaata decided to steal the bird.he slowly dipped his hand under the cup to catch the bird but instead of a bird he got his hand covered with fresh black poo as ubom the owner of the shittz was sick of typhoid...watch out for part two

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Re: Kwaata And Ubom...part 1 by sutoboy(m): 2:03pm On Jun 07, 2013
bin gbagbo: kwaata lived in a bungalow with a backyArd garden. early one morning he was strolling through his garden when he spotted a guy squatting under a tree. it was ubom. the moment ubom saw kwaata he removed his cup and lowered it onto the ground.kwaata asked what ubom was doing and ubom replied that he had caught a bird and that he had covered it with his cup and wanted kwaata to watch it as he goes home to fetch a nest for his bird.kwaata obliged. the moment ubom left kwaata decided to steal the bird.he slowly dipped his hand under the cup to catch the bird but instead of a bird he got his hand covered with fresh black poo as ubom the owner of the shittz was sick of typhoid...watch out for part two


have u bin to d clinic also?
Re: Kwaata And Ubom...part 1 by ikechukz(m): 9:16pm On Jun 07, 2013
Got me loling before i finished reading.....U try 8/10..
Re: Kwaata And Ubom...part 1 by NekyLove(f): 9:37pm On Jun 07, 2013
U try.
Re: Kwaata And Ubom...part 1 by bingbagbo(m): 7:59am On Jun 08, 2013
ikechukz: Got me loling before i finished reading.....U try 8/10..



that,s why they call me the jokes president......
Re: Kwaata And Ubom...part 1 by sutoboy(m): 11:50am On Jun 09, 2013
bin gbagbo:


that,s why they call me the jokes president......







for your mind?
Re: Kwaata And Ubom...part 1 by phlame(m): 11:17pm On Jun 09, 2013
Very old Junk
Re: Kwaata And Ubom...part 1 by Lolaabokoku(f): 5:53am On Jun 10, 2013
sutoboy:







for your mind?
wey Uя̲̅ own joke? E easy Τ̅Ơ̴̴̴̴͡ form joke aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ gather it Τ̅Ơ̴̴̴̴͡ become funny? try Τ̅Ơ̴̴̴̴͡ appreciate things ƒό̲̣̣̣̥r̶̲̥̅̊ once! Op don offend Ɣ☺ΰ
Before? At bin don't mind am Ɣ☺ΰ
Try jare. Longest tym

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Re: Kwaata And Ubom...part 1 by bingbagbo(m): 10:33am On Jun 10, 2013
Lolaabokoku: wey Uя̲̅ own joke? E easy Τ̅Ơ̴̴̴̴͡ form joke aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ gather it Τ̅Ơ̴̴̴̴͡ become funny? try Τ̅Ơ̴̴̴̴͡ appreciate things ƒό̲̣̣̣̥r̶̲̥̅̊ once! Op don offend Ɣ☺ΰ
Before? At bin don't mind am Ɣ☺ΰ
Try jare. Longest tym







thank you my love kiss kiss dont mind that drunk called sutoboy grin

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