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How To Know If The Movie You Are Watching Is Nigerian by omanifrank(m): 4:00pm On Jun 08, 2013
here are little tips you will use to know if you are watching a Nigerian Movie

1. A girl carries the same hairstyle even after 2 years.

2. A woman barges into her husband with another woman in a hotel room. Who gave
her the key?

3. Chief is inside the car with the glasses windup, armed robbers attack and shoots at
chief, the bullet won't break the glass but will kill chief inside the car.

4. A man shoots himself on the head 3 times. How in the world is that possible?

5. RMD remembering when he was still 7 years old as far back as 1960 and suddenly a
HUMMER passes in front of him.

6. Patience Ozokwor poisons Zark Orji's food. She stirs the poison so that it will circulate to all parts of the meal and then she tastes it. Zack Orji dies while she survives.

7. Someone flashes back to 1982 and behind him is a sign board "Vote for Goodluck".
8. A 7 year old character is washing plates and he suddenly becomes an adult in his 20's still washing the same plates and wearing the same trousers.

9. Omotola is depicted as a poor woman suffering in the village and has to do serious
farm work to survive, only for you to see that her fingernails are fixed with long plastic nails and painted crimson red .

10. Tonto Dike acting a born again village girl, yet has tattoos on her body.

11. Someone dies with low cut and his spirit comes back wearing afro.

12. A woman suddenly decides to poison her husband, then she opens her food cabinet and brings out the substance. Is poison part of cooking ingredients?

13. They shoot you on the leg yet blood start coming out from your nose

14. John Okafor(Ibu) is the father of Nkem Owoh.. Pls who is older?

15. You must cough before you die.

add yours, and let's kip it rolling.


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Re: How To Know If The Movie You Are Watching Is Nigerian by ndukwejoe(m): 4:35pm On Jun 08, 2013
E know go kill me with laugh
Re: How To Know If The Movie You Are Watching Is Nigerian by omanifrank(m): 8:32pm On Jun 08, 2013
ndukwejoe: E know go kill me with laugh

dats naija films for you.

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