-----I SAW IT, LIKED IT, STOLE IT AND NOW SHARING IT------
Before going to bed, i had to eat
something. I opened d fridge nd
yes, all d things in my fridge had
turned to block;d light had been
on for 8 years without going off.I
finished eating nd went to bed.
Oh I ve to reduce d speed of this
fan, d voltage is so high.I woke up
very early in d morning to d
sound of classical music. I casually
strolled into the bathroom. Oh!the
cold is too much this morning, i
turned on d hot-water tap.While
towelling myself dry, i turned on
the radio and heard the presenter
speaking of how Nigeria is now
one of the most developed
countries in the world and how d
Nigerian president yesterday
declared his asset and all he had
to boast of was N20 million naira
and a duplex in his village.I
finished dressing up and took my
time to eat. I had no reason to
rush,afterall the road is always
free and there are nopotholes.On
d way, i saw a few policemen
patrolling and I greeted them. I
stopped to chat wit dem 4 a few
minutes after which i drove off
laughing.In my workplace, i saw
some people loitering in d waiting
room nd discovered dey were
here to be interviewed.I saw d
son of the permanent secretary.I
also saw a young man with
tattered shoes nd patched-up
trouser; he graduated recently
from one of d government
universities, but everyone could
testify to the fact that he's
brilliant.While going home that
day, i saw the man with d tattered
shoes smiling and i asked him
why. "Sir, i've been given d job."
"What! What of the Permanent
secretary's son, didn't his father
call beforehand?No" man said,
"He didn't"That evening,i went out
2 play in D neighborhood, i saw
Adamu and Obinna discussing d
recent trend in the country,of hw
Mallam Danjuma is now D
governor of Rivers state, Senator
Abifarin Oluwafemi is now the
governor in Borno state,Mr
Chijioke Godffrey is now the
governor of Oyo state.Den I had a
Mosquito bite on my nose,as I
slapped my face.I woke up
realized that I took large dose of
cough syrup...Chai!!! NIGERIA OF
MY DREAM!!!