A MUST READ
During a bank robbery in lagos, the robbers
shouted to eveyone in the bank "don't move"
the money belongs to the state, your life
belong to you. Everyone in the bank laid
down quietly "THIS IS CALLED MIND CHANGING
CONCEPT" changing the conventional way of
thinking.
A lady lay on the table provocatively, the
robber shouted at her. Please be civilised this
is a robbery not a rape "THIS IS CALLED
PROFESSIONALISM " focus on what you are
trained to do.
When the robbers returned home the young
robber (NBA trained) told the older robber
who only completed year 6 in primary school.
Big bro let's count the money. The older
robber said you are stupid ' you are stupid
there is so much money it will take us a long
time to count, tonight the T.V will tell us how
much we robbed from the bank. This is called
"EXPERIENCE" nowadays experience is more
important than paper qualification. After the
robbers had left the bank, the bank manager
told the supervisor to call the police but the
supervisor said to him wait let us take
$10million and add it to the $70million that
we previously embezzled from the bank. *
this is called swimming with the tide
converting an unfavourable condition to our
advantage*
the next day TV reported that $100million
was taken from the bank. The robbers
counted, counted and counted the money but
they could only count $20million. The robbers
were very angry and complained that we risk
our lives we only took $20million and the
bank manager took $80million with a snap of
his finger, it looks like it is better to be
educated than to be a thief " this is called
knowledge is worth is worth as much as
gold" the bank managing was smiling becos
his losses in the share market are now
covered by this robbery " this is called seizing
the oppotunity daring to take risk"
WHO ARE THE REAL ROBBERS HERE??