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Re: Not (a) Chicken! by Genial(m): 3:10pm On May 26, 2006 |
@Mukina2 Waiting. . . |
Re: Not (a) Chicken! by wormedup(m): 5:54pm On May 26, 2006 |
Until lions have their own historians, tales of the hunt shall always glorify the hunter. A man who believes that he can do everything, let him dig a grave and bury himself! A man who rushes into battle does not realize that battle entails death. A woman who needs to borrow a calabash cannot count on going early to the stream. The big game often appears when the hunter has given up the hunt for the day. Whichever son is able should bury his father. The first son did not kill him. The same rain that drenches the slave also drenches the slave driver. When a snake swallows andother snake it will have a tail sticking out of its mouth. |
Re: Not (a) Chicken! by Genial(m): 5:58pm On May 26, 2006 |
@wormedup: Did you see my white flag? It is an unfortunate man that injures himself with his farm implement just as he is about to head home. |
Re: Not (a) Chicken! by wormedup(m): 6:05pm On May 26, 2006 |
If a young man does not seek out what killed his father, what killed his father will also kill him. If a baby crawls up to me and pinches me, I will get on my knees and pinch him back. The little puppy said: "If I fall down and roll over for you, and you fall down and roll over for me, then we are playing. However, if I fall down and roll over for you, but you do not fall down and roll over for me, then that's a fight!" When the leopard has a broken paw, the antellope comes to collect an old debt. The dog said that it is better to walk behind those who have had a lot to eat, because if something doesn't come out of them from the mouth, it is bound to come out from the anus. wonderful ! A short man hangs his baggage where his hands can always get to. The best way to eat hot soup is little by little. A man who shoots his arrows as he makes them does not realize when he has shot a whole sheaf. it's all good man. i had to live with man granpa to get this good !! |
Re: Not (a) Chicken! by wormedup(m): 6:11pm On May 26, 2006 |
not a prob bro, we are just exchanging knowledge here. A person underneath the tall palm tree is best positioned to tell on which side the ripe head is. |
Re: Not (a) Chicken! by Genial(m): 6:27pm On May 26, 2006 |
Hmmm. . . gracious in victory! A child that insists on playing with the sand must be prepared to get his hands dirty. |
Re: Not (a) Chicken! by Genial(m): 6:41pm On May 26, 2006 |
It is only a tree that remains in one place after it hears that it will be cut down When a human needs to scratch his back he goes to another human. When a goat needs to scratch its back it goes to a tree. |
Re: Not (a) Chicken! by wormedup(m): 6:49pm On May 26, 2006 |
A man who is advised and he takes it, is still a man who acts from his own free will. the dog eats faeces, but the goat gets the rotten teeth. |
Re: Not (a) Chicken! by wormedup(m): 6:52pm On May 26, 2006 |
remeber, When the roots of a tree begins to decay, it spreads death to its branches. |
Re: Not (a) Chicken! by Genial(m): 7:04pm On May 26, 2006 |
When a man is determined to get to his ruin, he challenges his gods to a personal battle |
Re: Not (a) Chicken! by Genial(m): 7:07pm On May 26, 2006 |
The man that spreads his essence carelessly should be ready to answer the title of father to any child he meets on the road |
Re: Not (a) Chicken! by mukina2: 7:07pm On May 26, 2006 |
@genial i saw it thanks sugar pie |
Re: Not (a) Chicken! by Genial(m): 7:10pm On May 26, 2006 |
The general flatness of the bellies of all lizards does not permit the easy identification of the one that has stomach upset. The mechanic does not permit us to know who the real mad man is. |
Re: Not (a) Chicken! by Genial(m): 7:11pm On May 26, 2006 |
mukina2: You saw it? Your expression belies your admission, milady. |
Re: Not (a) Chicken! by mukina2: 7:13pm On May 26, 2006 |
sorry i already modified the msg was a mistake i love it |
Re: Not (a) Chicken! by Genial(m): 7:15pm On May 26, 2006 |
Ah! So what have you been up to, Sweetiepie? |
Re: Not (a) Chicken! by mukina2: 7:17pm On May 26, 2006 |
well basically just tryna cope with life n its stress, n missin you wat bout you |
Re: Not (a) Chicken! by Genial(m): 7:43pm On May 26, 2006 |
Just chilling out and enjoying your company! |
Re: Not (a) Chicken! by Genial(m): 7:45pm On May 26, 2006 |
I had a really hectic week. . . |
Re: Not (a) Chicken! by mukina2: 7:48pm On May 26, 2006 |
oopps sorry boobi |
Re: Not (a) Chicken! by Genial(m): 7:49pm On May 26, 2006 |
@ wormedup: One hand does not clap itself. |
Re: Not (a) Chicken! by Genial(m): 7:50pm On May 26, 2006 |
mukina2: No probs, babe. I enjoy what I do! |
Re: Not (a) Chicken! by mukina2: 7:52pm On May 26, 2006 |
its ok, wow thats great, well am off now hope to catch you online later goodnite |
Re: Not (a) Chicken! by Genial(m): 7:53pm On May 26, 2006 |
Re: Not (a) Chicken! by Genial(m): 7:55pm On May 26, 2006 |
Looking forward to seeing you too |
Re: Not (a) Chicken! by mukina2: 9:34pm On May 26, 2006 |
am back were ar you |
Re: Not (a) Chicken! by Genial(m): 9:43pm On May 26, 2006 |
Right here, princess. |
Re: Not (a) Chicken! by mukina2: 9:45pm On May 26, 2006 |
yes ma knight |
Re: Not (a) Chicken! by Genial(m): 9:50pm On May 26, 2006 |
What kind of flowers do you like? |
Re: Not (a) Chicken! by mukina2: 9:55pm On May 26, 2006 |
freshly picked roses |
Re: Not (a) Chicken! by Genial(m): 10:00pm On May 26, 2006 |
Here, my sweet rose. . .
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Re: Not (a) Chicken! by Genial(m): 10:02pm On May 26, 2006 |
That is what you are. . . a freshly picked rose bouquet. . . . |
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