15. If you work in a company for 10 years, without promotion or raise in salary.

14. When you fail BOTH maths and english in WAEC.

13. If you slap a military man.

12. If your car spends more time at the mechanic than on the road.

11. If you are an ARSENAL fan. (Sorry guys)

10. When you are posted to maiduguri for NYSC.

9. When you are stuck in an elevator with a Boko Haram sucide bomber.

8. When you mistaken super glue for eye drops.

7. If a world class photographer takes a photo of you, edits it 20 times and you still look UGLY.
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6. When you VOMIT pounded yam and egusi in church during a 3 day fasting and prayer session.

5. You sign as a defender for an European club and your first task is to mark Lionel Messi.

4. When you beat up a military man’s ONLY child.

3. When a rat eats ONLY your name out
of all your original documents.

2. When your ONLY child, born after years of miscarraiges, joins the Nigerian Police force.

1. And the NumBAAH WAN sign to
know forces are following you from
yah villages is: You are a christian, and
disguise yourself as muslim in the
midst of Boko Haram, and your cell-
phone goes off during muslim prayer
time, with a “LET SAMBADI SHOUT
HALLELUYAH!!!” ringtone.

Rotflmao,can't jst stop laughin o: u too much bro

damsel'sdezire:
Rotflmao,can't jst stop laughin o: u too much bro

Thanks Sis.

Wen Ʊ let somebody with epilepsy to drive Ʊ on high way .