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Monkeys & Their Handlers Arraigned For Robbery by Maxymilliano(m): 11:53am On Jun 17, 2013
A mild drama played out last Friday in Onitsha Magistrate  Court 3  when three monkeys and its owners, Mohammed Garuba, 22, Dauda Usman, 25 and Nurah Mohammed, 22 were arraigned on a two-count charge of conspiracy and robbery.

Court proceedings were momentarily halted as the courtroom was thrown into confusion and uncontrollable laughter when the case was mentioned and the giant monkeys and their handlers were docked.

The three men and their monkeys were alleged to have robbed a senior police officer (names withheld) attached to Zone 6 Calabar, who was on transit.  According to the prosecutor, the police officer was traveling when he ran short of cash and went to one of the banks in Onitsha to make some withdrawals.  After the transaction, he was said to have run into the people doing monkey magic, who had been accused of robbing unsuspecting members of the public with their wild animals in the past.

When the case was called, the police prosecutor, Sgt Everest Chike attached to SARS Awkuzu appeared for prosecution, while a counsel announced his appearance for the accused persons and the monkeys.

The prosecution told the court after they had taken plea that the crime was committed against the state around Upper Iweka, Onitsha when the accused, on the pretence of show display, commanded the wild animals and they forcefully pounced on the senior police officer, tore his pocket and  robbed him of N50, 000.

After the robbery, the monkeys, acting like being tele- guided, threw the money to one of the owners, who immediately ran away from the scene and is now at large.

The defence counsel faulted the charge, stating that the charge was only to intimidate his clients, even as he argued that the charge that brought both human beings and wild animals before the court was inconsistent.

The counsel went further to pray the court to strike out the case on the ground that the complainant was not in court and had told him that he was no longer interested but when the prosecution replied him from the point of law, the court, after viewing the matter critically, asked the counsel to seek for the bail of the defendants.

Sgt Chike told the court that the victim was ever ready to come up with his evidence even as he urged the court to temper justice with mercy in giving the bail condition, his appeal was to enable the defendants meet up with the bail condition so that their monkeys could be released unbound to them for safe keep since there was no zoo in the state to shepherd the monkeys by the police.


http://sunnewsonline.com/new/cover/drama-as-police-arraign-monkeys-for-robbery/
Re: Monkeys & Their Handlers Arraigned For Robbery by Sunnycliff(m): 12:24pm On Jun 17, 2013
Finally, the western craze has gripped our judicial system over the arrests of animals as suspects. Quite hilarious

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Re: Monkeys & Their Handlers Arraigned For Robbery by Ngwakwe: 2:32pm On Jun 17, 2013
Forget about were it happened. Those monkeys are robbers, it happened time without number in Owerri.

People nearly mob those mallams.but it seems they were beckoned to refund the money.

Sunnycliff: Finally, the western craze has gripped our judicial system over the arrests of animals as suspects. Quite hilarious
Re: Monkeys & Their Handlers Arraigned For Robbery by Beaf1: 2:37pm On Jun 17, 2013
@OP
Why is the Handlers not mentioned in your heading? Are they mere escorts of the 'arraigned monkeys' or part of the alleged?
Re: Monkeys & Their Handlers Arraigned For Robbery by supaeagles(m): 3:32pm On Jun 17, 2013
I guess their handlers were up to no good "monkey business" grin

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Re: Monkeys & Their Handlers Arraigned For Robbery by devigblegble: 3:33pm On Jun 17, 2013
Very soon they will be charging fowls n chicken for trespasses mtcheeew
Re: Monkeys & Their Handlers Arraigned For Robbery by Nobody: 3:39pm On Jun 17, 2013
cheesy naija.one comic show must happen.every day na comedy galore cheesy

tomorrow now another one go shele.more hilarious than this grin
Re: Monkeys & Their Handlers Arraigned For Robbery by Nobody: 3:45pm On Jun 17, 2013
Kini difference? The monkeys were obviously smarter than the "humans" sha
Re: Monkeys & Their Handlers Arraigned For Robbery by Verbes001: 3:45pm On Jun 17, 2013
Ngwakwe: Forget about were it happened. Those monkeys are robbers, it happened time without number in Owerri.

People nearly mob those mallams.but it seems they were beckoned to refund the money.


This is not funny. So the monkey is trained to snatch and run or how do they operate?
Re: Monkeys & Their Handlers Arraigned For Robbery by Nobody: 4:06pm On Jun 17, 2013
"monkeys and their owners"? Lol, that is to say the monkeys could be sentenced to life imprisonment in jail or death by hanging? Lwkmd. Kai! Naija is a huge joke....
Re: Monkeys & Their Handlers Arraigned For Robbery by wayne4loan: 4:09pm On Jun 17, 2013
Baseless charges, without evidence and witnesses . I bet u the only reason they took this case to court is because a police man was involved.

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Re: Monkeys & Their Handlers Arraigned For Robbery by Nobody: 4:13pm On Jun 17, 2013
MONKEY SEE MONKEY DO undecided
Re: Monkeys & Their Handlers Arraigned For Robbery by docjuli(m): 4:40pm On Jun 17, 2013
lol.
Monkey business is never a good business.
Re: Monkeys & Their Handlers Arraigned For Robbery by Okijajuju1(m): 4:50pm On Jun 17, 2013
The Monkeys in court with one of their handlers..

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Re: Monkeys & Their Handlers Arraigned For Robbery by Nobody: 5:52pm On Jun 17, 2013
You no fit give person job,

when he hustle with him talent, u go use black maria dey pursue am up an down to throw am inside sanko .......


if he thief, you go dey blame am.. .... wetin be your own sef! Abi the monkey come your office to report him Oga?
Re: Monkeys & Their Handlers Arraigned For Robbery by Nobody: 5:54pm On Jun 17, 2013
Okija_juju: The Monkeys in court with one of their handlers..


lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


Oh my goshhhhhhhhhh

Seriously, why is Okija allowed to violate rule #11 shocked grin grin
Re: Monkeys & Their Handlers Arraigned For Robbery by PapaFejiro: 6:03pm On Jun 17, 2013
No zoo in the state, chai, what a pity and mess our government has brought Nigeria to. Imagine a whole State like Anambra, without a Zoo? its so sad. shame on Nigerian Leaders. If you see a medical health center in Doha, you would believe its just a medical center, bigger and more functional than the UCH itself. A zoo is paradise here, neat, big, sweet and very healthy looking animals. I ll do a documentary on that soonest.
Re: Monkeys & Their Handlers Arraigned For Robbery by bigmo1(m): 6:08pm On Jun 17, 2013
Oh°˚˚˚°! No. This can only happen in Anambra, a state where intellectuals like Soludo, Akunyili, Achebe, Ojukwu, and the rest of the monkey packs are from. Dats all.
Re: Monkeys & Their Handlers Arraigned For Robbery by Nobody: 6:18pm On Jun 17, 2013
Verbes001:

This is not funny. So the monkey is trained to snatch and run or how do they operate?

Sidon look naw. You never know wetin dey
Re: Monkeys & Their Handlers Arraigned For Robbery by Nobody: 6:29pm On Jun 17, 2013
supaeagles: I guess their handlers were up to no good "monkey business" grin

Babzilla: MONKEY SEE MONKEY DO undecided

grin grin grin
Re: Monkeys & Their Handlers Arraigned For Robbery by Jakumo(m): 6:45pm On Jun 17, 2013
This is a very serious development. I propose that ALL monkeys found within Nigeria's territorial boudaries be rounded up and placed in detention until those who are indeed innocent can be identified and exonerated, while the guilty usual suspects should face the firing squad, after which they may be cooked up as pepper soup for my personal consumption.

ARREST THOSE MONKEYS WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT. Even for London here, I dey fight monkey dem every day and night. No be small ting.
Re: Monkeys & Their Handlers Arraigned For Robbery by Okijajuju1(m): 7:06pm On Jun 17, 2013
Texas.Cowgirl:


lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


Oh my goshhhhhhhhhh

Seriously, why is Okija allowed to violate rule #11 shocked grin grin


Abeg na.. No do make them ban me o! grin
Re: Monkeys & Their Handlers Arraigned For Robbery by Nobody: 7:08pm On Jun 17, 2013
supaeagles: I guess their handlers were up to no good "monkey business" grin
grin
Re: Monkeys & Their Handlers Arraigned For Robbery by nairalforlaughs: 8:03pm On Jun 17, 2013
After the robbery, the monkeys, acting like being tele- guided, threw the money to one of the owners, who immediately ran away from the scene and is now at large.

Laugh no go kill me.... grin grin grin
Re: Monkeys & Their Handlers Arraigned For Robbery by dasparrow: 8:22pm On Jun 17, 2013
nairalforlaughs: After the robbery, the monkeys, acting like being tele- guided, threw the money to one of the owners, who immediately ran away from the scene and is now at large.

Laugh no go kill me.... grin grin grin

LOL grin
Re: Monkeys & Their Handlers Arraigned For Robbery by free2ryhme: 8:33pm On Jun 17, 2013
Sunnycliff: Finally, the western craze has gripped our judicial system over the arrests of animals as suspects. Quite hilarious

U assume dis is abnormal right ? well you've never been a victim little wonder your comment
Re: Monkeys & Their Handlers Arraigned For Robbery by DANILSA(m): 9:31pm On Jun 17, 2013
na dis one?

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Re: Monkeys & Their Handlers Arraigned For Robbery by divinegiftmodel: 10:37pm On Jun 17, 2013
DANILSA: na dis one?
that one on glass na somebody papa .abeg iyabo go vex
Re: Monkeys & Their Handlers Arraigned For Robbery by dazekid(m): 3:10am On Jun 18, 2013
Lmao monkey business. /16w0G2B

Type bit . ly with no space in between before the / to go to page...the complete link doesn't show here.
Re: Monkeys & Their Handlers Arraigned For Robbery by Cupid4(m): 8:10am On Jun 18, 2013
Accomplice is an accomplice whether animal or human being, monkeys are smarter dan what you think, i recalled an incident where a cat wanted to effect its owner's release from prison

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