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In Waec Examination, Akpors Was Ask To Complete The Following: by Minaak47(m): 3:16pm On Jun 17, 2013
1) He who fights and run away?
Akpors: E don surrender be dat, na fear catch am.
2) A rolling stone?
Akpors: No fit just dey roll, na person push am.
3) He who lives in a glass house?
Akpors: Na rich politician e gobe.
4) A stitch in time?
Akpors: Dey prevent futher tear tear.
5) Birds of same feather?
Akpors: Na dsame mama borndem.
6) One good turn?
Akpors: Na correct power steering fit do am.
7) A bird in hand?
Akpors: Wetin e won be again, if no be berbeque.dem plenty for chiken republic.
8] Half bread is better than?
Akpors: poff poff,buns or garriwithout sugar.
9) A journey of a thousand miles?
Akpors: Na the person wahalabe dat na..why im no enter motor or aeroplane jeje?.
10) He who laughs last?
Akpors: Get brain problem. make dem examine am because na begining of madness be dat.
11) A patient dog?
Akpors: Na hunger go kill am.
12) All work and no play?
Akpors: Na bank job be dat.
13) Once beaten?
Akpors: Na revenge go follow be dat.
14) A fool at forty?
Akpors: You never see naija own..our own dey start at 50.
15) A friend in need?
Akpors: Na parasite be dat..
HOW MANY MARKS WOULD AKPORS SCORE?
Re: In Waec Examination, Akpors Was Ask To Complete The Following: by obi4eze(m): 3:21pm On Jun 17, 2013
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Re: In Waec Examination, Akpors Was Ask To Complete The Following: by Nobody: 3:29pm On Jun 17, 2013
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Akpors is Smart mehn! cool
Re: In Waec Examination, Akpors Was Ask To Complete The Following: by Gloriouspa(m): 8:48pm On Jun 17, 2013
Bros una no go kill person. I laf so te I trowe my drink for dining table.
Re: In Waec Examination, Akpors Was Ask To Complete The Following: by rudyoris: 9:03pm On Jun 17, 2013
akpors no go kill person oo, him sabi pass the examiner, Excellentee highly recormended, grin grin grin grin grin
Re: In Waec Examination, Akpors Was Ask To Complete The Following: by englishmart(m): 10:55pm On Jun 17, 2013
0/100.
Re: In Waec Examination, Akpors Was Ask To Complete The Following: by Minaak47(m): 8:57pm On Jun 18, 2013
Lolz
Re: In Waec Examination, Akpors Was Ask To Complete The Following: by dejoca(f): 5:58pm On Jun 24, 2013
Na hundred percent

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