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Survival Strategy As Okada Is Banned In Edo State by ControG(m): 8:41pm On Jun 17, 2013
As Okada ban takes effect in Benin, here are TEN TIPS TO SURVIVE WITHOUT OKADA 10. Buy shoe protectors. Replace as the
need arises. 9. In relation to number 10, carry an extra pair of foot wear. (preferably slippers) in your bag (men inclusive). That bag should also carry the following: a small umbrella,water bottle and small chops to go. 8. Wear casual clothes to work, Change into your official clothes at work, Change back to the casual clothes for the journey back home. You don’t want to look too official while trekking.
7. For the ladies, this is the time to smile from ear to ear with that ugly male colleague who drives a car and lives near your residence. 6. For the guys, buy a car before them tif your babe. 5. Save the money for your gym membership. You are getting enough exercise already.
4. Start trekking groups in your school,church,mosque,office etc. After all it is said that a trek trekked with companion
is no trek at all (I just made that up obviously)
3. Learn how to entertain yourself in your own space. Stock up on game consoles, books, magazines, movies etc. Pay that DSTV subscription too. 2. As the crime rate increases due to the okada ban, buy a GUN.
1. If none of the above works, pack go your village and fulfil Oshiomhole's innate dream for Edo state. Let's de-congest the Urban areas.. Goodluck guys! God be with u

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