(1) "We
want to thank the president for bringing
facebook to Nigeria"...... Information
Minister Labaran Maku.(2) "You press men,
you always say there are no minerals in
kano. We have Coca Cola, Fanta, Mirinda
and the newly invented Sprite"...Bakin
Zuwo.(3) "Foreign investors should ignore
Boko Haram and invest in Nigeria"...GEJ(4)
"I will water your school and fire your
school"....Orji Uzoh Kalu(5) "Nigerians
dont panic, terrorist attack is
everywhere,maybe is our turn"...GEJ(6) "I
will rather kill myself than commit
suicide"....Dame Jonathan(7) "I founded
this school for the masses and the school
fees is 850,000 naira"...Atiku Abubakar(
"Until I see someone eating out of the
gutters before I believe there is poverty in
Nigeria."..... Umaru Dikko.(9) "Telephone
is not meant for the poor"..David Mark(10)
"The worth of a child born and breed in
Nigeria cannot be compared to that in the
United States"... Yakubu Gowon(11)
"School is not meant for the poor, It's only
for the rich"..Ikedi Ikiri Ohakim(12) "At 50,
Britain is still battling with King Arthur and
the knights of the round, table so Nigeria is
not doing too badly"....Diezeani Madueke.
(13) "Even Jesus Christ cannot conduct a
free and fair election in Nigeria"...Obas
anjo(14) "The corp members were
destined to die, nobody can run away from
destiny"....Mallam Isa Yaguda, Gov Bauchi
State.(15) "On behalf of 20 million naira, I
donate my family".. Dame Jonathan.(16)
"We, the PDP did not win this election, I
have gone to church to confess, I gave
them money and they called the
result"...Chris Uba(17) " I want to
commend the doctors and nurses for
responding to treatment" ...Dame
Jonathan.(18) "I can see camera people,
are they going to televise us
alive?".....Dame Jonathan

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Madam pepe nawa
Funny but i kinda agree with obj

Mrs GEJ is d most funny one. lolz

Bleep.....
These things are really funny