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Official: Top Ten Divers (in The World) by Emperortj93(m): 10:49am On Jun 26, 2013
10- ALEXIS SANCHEZ :- He look like a chicken, he run like a chicken, he may not be as sharp as other wingers, but his true asset is his ability to dive on the field, face first. It was once said that he used to dive even when taking a penalty kick, for the sake of getting another penalty and sometimes he dive for the entire 90min in his own penalty box hoping the ref was "TOP OVREBO"
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9- DANI ALVES:- you look at his face and you would wonder "how many people did he killed today?" he may look like a "bouncer", but deep inside his little heart, he is a very sentimental and soft guy. He enjoys korean love stories and one direction's songs. The frightening fact about him; he get down 5sec before being touched. The first man in the world to ever break his own balls (testis) by diving on the goal post.
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8-DIDIER DROGBA :- who doesn't know this man? Chelsheat fans might regard him as their hero for scoring the decisive goal against bayern muncheat. The truth is, he was actually diving when the ball hit his head out of the blue, a penalty machine. He gets tons of penalty by diving right onto the defenders ba||sacks before rolling on the pitch holding his knee
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7- XAVI :- If you observes his head carefully, you'll see how similar his head to a starfruit. He use hair gel 100x than Ronaldo does. His head is always outshining the other players. Tony start wannabe, but he ain't got swag. Rumour has it that he is literally living in a swimming pool as a method of control for his sudden urge to dive
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6- MICHAEL PHELPS :- world best diver, and doper. Might remind some of use to a certain argetine midget. Doper doper f&ckin doper
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5 - TITO VILANOVA :- Remember the eyes poking incident? What if i tell i tell... That it wasn't Mourinho's fault? Mourinho was actually giving a thumbs up to pepe (a secret signal which mean "okay you can kill them now"wink but the oppurtunist Tito saw it as a golden oppurtunity, he immediately dived and pulled mourinho's thumb with his eye and that was the day when the world heard the name TITO VILANOVA for the first time
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4 -NEYMAR :- A born diver, choose barcelona over madrid because he knew that barca is the right place to develop his diving talent. Looking forward to learn from master BUSQUET who is currently on a whole new level, they say if JESUS can walk on water, busquet can dive and swim on a football pitch
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3 - RORY DELAP :- Beckham's freekick? No. Pirlo's panenka penalty? No. Rory delap can score a panenka free throw. He doesn't dive but deserves to be 3rd on the list due to his free throw power and his horse face. He can throw a ball until the ball is flat without even moving his a$$ muscles
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2 - PEPE :- look at the shape of his head, look at it. Just look at it. This guy is a carnivore. He once had an offered from the producer of the WALKING DEAD, his role was to act as a man. sorry, who i'm i deceiving, a beast who eats zombies for fun. The bitten zombies then get infected and become PEPE-SHAPED HEAD and eat other zombies until there is no zombies left. However he turned it down cus he's f&ckin loyal #respect
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1 - IKER CASILLAS :- he spend 100% of his career diving and kicking. The most active diver amongs the player mentioned. Whenever the opposition players shoots, casillas dives to save. Hence, casillas is the undisputed diver
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Re: Official: Top Ten Divers (in The World) by Delible(m): 6:04pm On Jun 26, 2013
[b][/b]RUBBISH[b]RUBBISH[/b]RUBBISH
Re: Official: Top Ten Divers (in The World) by Emperortj93(m): 10:31pm On Jun 27, 2013
Pls moderator move this thread to the sport section... My mistake

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