Laffin Time
Blackberry don chop my money tire,
na im I come vex yestaday sell am,
come take some money buy China
phone! Now am in bigger trouble!!!
1. E go full after 3 minutes of charging.
2. The phone get TV, Touch screen,
Nail cutter, Firelighter etc.
3. I fit write Text message with a
toothpick sef.
4. The spelling get mistakes e.g
NokLa,
blackderry, i-porn, samswag etc.
5. When aeroplane pass e go record
"One missed Call".
6. When a big truck horn; e go show
"Charger connected" .
7. When Chinese man pass e go show:
"One Bluetooth device found".
8. When fine gal waka pass, e go show
"Ur favourite food found".
9. When ugly gal waka pass, e go
show, "Virus detected".
Abeg I wan sell am! Who wan buy
ooo?
Even as I dey find buyer, e dey show
me for screen: "No contact found".