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Be Warned by vizboy(op): 7:55pm On Jun 27, 2013
1.
U go to club and pay 5k
for gate fee, U
come church dey drop N20
for offering as if
GOD na Nigerian police...
U get duplex for hell
2.
U give ashawo wey spent
one nyt for ur
house 20k come give
urbabe wey clean, sweep n
wash ur clothes for a week 5k.. U get 4
bedroom flat for Devil's
estate in Hell.
3.
U fit suck guy d**k but u
cant remove
mucos from a baby's nose... Devil dey
jealous ur sinful life.
4.
U wear mini-skirt just to
confuse Man of God every
sunday..U be shareholder
for hell.
5.
U always go to church
just to look for
gals... bros, U are in a joint
partnership
with d devil.
6.
U fit dance all night to
kukere song for club but
you cant move wen praise
is goin
on in church abi... Ur rank
for hell pass I.G?

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