Only real Nigerians:
1. Check the expiry date of gala after eating it.
2. Go to church wit extension and bb charger (charging in His presence)
3. Update on BBM "about to cross" get hit by a car and still update "dying tinz"
4. Say an opening prayer at a night club.
5. Go to a supermarket, buy a bottle of coke and spend 30 minutes snapping wit
champagne bottles.
6. Wear sunshades at night.
7. Wear complete rainbow colors like its
rag day and call it color blocking.
8. Count money after withdrawing from an
ATM (we trust no one, not even machines)
9. Wear head warmer at 45 degrees Celsius.
10. Call a fat Hausa man "Alhaji" and a thin
one "Aboki".
11. Travel to china for 2 days and come
back with a British accent.
12. Go to an eatery and buy bottled water
just to watch a soccer match.
Are you a real Nigerian?
I'm a full blooded Nigerian and I'm proud to be One...omo naija to le feyin shi pepsi