My five year old sister is begging me for the meat in my rice
and stew, and she goes -
"Brother Ebuka, are you my friend?"
And replying I go
"yes nau, for life sef"

Then she goes, pointing "That one, ehn! Gimme. You're my friend you hear?"

"But Chi you've eaten nau" I reply boning my face.

And she goes "Do you love Jesus? Ehn ansa me brother Ebuka!

Do you love Jesus?" She taps me consecutively then puts her
hand out like this time she wasn't begging but giving an order.
Without grumbling or even the slightest snare, I quickly dip the
fork on the meat and place in her mouth as she churns the big
mold and her tiny bubbly chins churn down the meat like she were
regurgitating it.
Then she goes - "why are you looking at me like
that? I'm not your friend again".

See me see wahala, after eating my meat, we're no more friends.
Nawa o! Someone help me tell her, she can't eat her cake and
have it.

Do you have similar experience? Has a little kid ever played one on you? Share