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Born Again Sister And Brother by frank316(m): 11:46am On May 14, 2008
Sister Joy and brother John are both born again christians, they have never seen the opposite sex before.

one day sister Joy went visiting brother John and met brother john coming out of the bathroom naked, surprised at what she saw she asked.
"brother John what is that long thging between your legs?"
"not knowing what to answer, the brother said "it is the staff of rigteosness"
"what of those two things like eggs below the staff?"
"they are the bells of heaven"
soon they forgot all about that and went on with the days business.

some days later, brother John went to Sister Joy's house and met her coming out of the bathroom naked, and surprised at what she saw, she asked
"what are those two things on you chest?"
"They are the rock of ages'" she answered.
"what is that small hole between your legs" he asked
"it is the gate way to heaven"

Brother John took off his trousers and brought out his rod and inserted it between her legs, "what are you doing brother John?" sister Joy asked

"look, if i put my staff of rigteousness into your gateway to heaven, the bells of heaven will ring and i will cling unto the rock of ages"
Re: Born Again Sister And Brother by cuteass1(f): 11:49am On May 14, 2008
Now thats some joke, lol. Analysis 101 grin grin grin

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Re: Born Again Sister And Brother by Webbullion(m): 11:52am On May 14, 2008
Thats a nice one man !
Re: Born Again Sister And Brother by ohilebo(m): 12:04pm On May 14, 2008
angry @ Poster, turning Gospel into fun? God have mercy on us
Re: Born Again Sister And Brother by tytylayor: 12:06pm On May 14, 2008
ee oo cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Born Again Sister And Brother by kenosky: 2:22pm On May 14, 2008
lewd!
Re: Born Again Sister And Brother by kene20(m): 8:01pm On May 18, 2008
I guess that's what Adam n Eve did in d garden of eden grin cheesy grin cheesy
Re: Born Again Sister And Brother by chidipupay(m): 8:29pm On May 18, 2008
@poster

Nice work grin
Re: Born Again Sister And Brother by mykali(m): 8:48pm On May 18, 2008
na God go deliver the poster from destruction, but the joke got me rotfalmao.
Re: Born Again Sister And Brother by RichDad1(m): 2:07am On May 19, 2008
Me i no go laugh angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: Born Again Sister And Brother by segunpc(m): 8:45am On May 19, 2008
i didn't read anything here infact i didn't visit this thread.
Re: Born Again Sister And Brother by tytylayor: 10:42am On May 19, 2008
na ur ghost post there
Re: Born Again Sister And Brother by jaymobb(m): 10:57am On May 19, 2008
i nor fit shout lipsrsealed
Re: Born Again Sister And Brother by tytylayor: 11:52am On May 19, 2008
open ya mouth say somthing joo
Re: Born Again Sister And Brother by Nobody: 4:21pm On May 25, 2008
Uncensored shocked
Re: Born Again Sister And Brother by manickal(m): 4:53pm On May 25, 2008
unholy
Re: Born Again Sister And Brother by Jeovy(m): 6:10pm On May 25, 2008
Just coming back from church,I cant read this
Re: Born Again Sister And Brother by manickal(m): 7:50pm On May 25, 2008
u already did.
Re: Born Again Sister And Brother by clemcykul(f): 12:11pm On May 26, 2008
yeah he did

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