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Conversations Overheard At The Opening Of Shoprite Ibadan by omolomolarinero: 11:28am On Jun 29, 2013
…and these were the conversations overheard…

Middle aged Woman: (on the phone) Iya Modina, Iya Modina, ani e mo bo ni cocoa, a ni e gbokada ke mo bo ni cocoa. Se ni mo to sori ila un o le pariwo soke. won ni Ijoba nfu wa lounje ofe. E mo bo. Ero yi po gan ni o…..

Old woman with two children: (on the queue, to one of the kids) A bori re daru ni, iran iya wo lo lon wo? Ti won ba fi le ti o kuro lori ila yi, un o sepe fun Suraju baba iya re to fi o le ti mi to salo eko. Ounje osan ati tale oni re, ori ila yi lowa o, so ti gbo? (to the other young girl, beating her) O loroogbo, o loroogbo, ani ko tu gele ori re lati di eru lole, o lon soge, ebi a pa, ebi apa….

A young woman: (to another) Sister Janet, You sef come? You sef come? Ibadan don dey better o. See everything wey dis people carry come here so. I just dey waka go church na im i see people na im i talk sey make i see weting dey happen too o. But no tell me say you no follow fast today o abi no be 2 milo tea dey your hand so?

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Sis Janetsadreply) My sister leave that one o. Na free food na. As i see you for line wan collect juice for that side, na im i be think say you wan carry am go church to break the fast. As i see you come dey drink am for that corner, i com think say maybe you no well again today, so you no fast. I com say make i kuku collect my own and another one for Bro Seun com carry am go church to break fast for 6 o clock o, abi?

Elderly Ibadan Man: (Talking to his friend and drinking beer gluttonously and spilling it on himself) Ki la wa n wa lo ilu Eebo. Ki la wa n wa lo? Iresi re, oti wa tigo-tigo, eebo la nri lofe lofo yi, Iya Aremu ni lati gbe soobu re sunmo ihahin o, lati ma sago beer lofe. Ah owo de! Ajimobi se bebe!

Middle aged man: (on the phone): Blessing make you dey come cocoa house quick. na that place wey dem talk say dem one open so. i dey for queue, dem dey share free food for here o. carry all the children dey come. Carry Godwin for back too make im self come queue. na everybody dey chop free food here o. Quick dey come, i no know where your mama waka go, wey she no carry im phone. Na hunger go kill am today.

……and the conversations went on and on….

Re: Conversations Overheard At The Opening Of Shoprite Ibadan by Nobody: 12:17pm On Jun 29, 2013
what is your point in all this rambling? undecided

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