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I'm A god! by Nobody: 7:02am On Jul 04, 2013
Nick Name - Mzsolex

Hobbies - Collecting teeth from a live tiger, jogging Mount Everest up and down at least 3 times every morning, skipping with a python, catching bullets with bare hands.

Records - Fought with a TyrannosaurusRex and removed its eye (I use it as a necklace now), killed Superman, skinned a shark alive, held my breath under water for 2months, 3weeks, 6days, 10hrs, 23mins, 45secs (the list is too long jawe).

Greatest Achievement - Went to heaven to charge my phone, fluent in 10,598 languages, first man to land on the sun.

Most Silly Thing Ever Done - Repeating a word over and over again until it finally doesnt sound English anymore... ( it kinda freaks my brain out)

Most Embarrasing Moments - Couldn't kill 100 bears with a single punch, 99 died instantly and the remaining one is now an i.mbecile.

Proudest Moment - When a rattle snake died after biting me.

Something 'bout Me : Everything i like is either illegal, immoral, fattening, expensive, addictiveor impossible... U wan dare me lol! grin

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Re: I'm A god! by PointB: 7:41am On Jul 04, 2013
lol,

A clown you mean? grin grin cheesy cheesy

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Re: I'm A god! by KraticKratus: 8:07am On Jul 04, 2013
Mzsolex: Nick Name - Mzsolex

Hobbies - Collecting teeth from a live tiger, jogging Mount Everest upand down at least 3 times every morning, skipping with a python, catching bullets with bare hands.

Records - Fought with a TyrannosaurusRex and removed itseye (I use it as a necklace now), killed Superman, skinned a shark alive, held my breath under water for 2months, 3weeks, 6days, 10hrs, 23mins, 45secs (the list is too long jawe).

Greatest Achievement - Went to heaven to charge my phone, fluentin 10,598 languages, first man to land on the sun.

Most Silly Thing Ever Done - Repeating a word over and over again until it finally doesnt soundsEnglish anymore... ( it kinda freaks my brain out)

Most Embarrasing Moments - Couldn't kill 100 bears with a single punch, 99 died instantly andthe remaining one is now an slowpoke.

Proudest Moment - When a rattle snake died after biting me.

Something 'bout Me : Everything i like is either illegal,immoral,fattening,expensive,addictiveor impossible...

I would be worshipping you now out of fear of what you'll do to me if I don't but the love of Satan will protect me from your evil O God.

How are Yahweh and Allah?
Re: I'm A god! by khanivorous(f): 8:20am On Jul 04, 2013
U wan form most interesting man?!

Abi chuck norris
Re: I'm A god! by tomakint: 8:56am On Jul 04, 2013
PointB: lol,

A clown you mean? grin grin cheesy cheesy
Indeed! cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: I'm A god! by OAM4J: 11:10am On Jul 04, 2013
PointB: lol,

A clown you mean? grin grin cheesy cheesy

definitely a clown.

reason why his thread belongs to jokes section. cheesy
Re: I'm A god! by Nobody: 8:08pm On Jul 04, 2013
KraticKratus:

I would be worshipping you now out of fear of what you'll do to me if I don't but the love of Satan will protect me from your evil O God.

How are Yahweh and Allah?
what is U sayng?
Re: I'm A god! by Nobody: 8:16pm On Jul 04, 2013
OAM4J:

definitely a clown.

reason why his thread belongs to jokes section. cheesy
so na U moved my thread come here? Did U read my Hobbies? I don dey paraaa o!

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