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I'm A god! by Nobody: 7:02am On Jul 04, 2013 |
Nick Name - Mzsolex Hobbies - Collecting teeth from a live tiger, jogging Mount Everest up and down at least 3 times every morning, skipping with a python, catching bullets with bare hands. Records - Fought with a TyrannosaurusRex and removed its eye (I use it as a necklace now), killed Superman, skinned a shark alive, held my breath under water for 2months, 3weeks, 6days, 10hrs, 23mins, 45secs (the list is too long jawe). Greatest Achievement - Went to heaven to charge my phone, fluent in 10,598 languages, first man to land on the sun. Most Silly Thing Ever Done - Repeating a word over and over again until it finally doesnt sound English anymore... ( it kinda freaks my brain out) Most Embarrasing Moments - Couldn't kill 100 bears with a single punch, 99 died instantly and the remaining one is now an i.mbecile. Proudest Moment - When a rattle snake died after biting me. Something 'bout Me : Everything i like is either illegal, immoral, fattening, expensive, addictiveor impossible... U wan dare me lol! 1 Like |
Re: I'm A god! by PointB: 7:41am On Jul 04, 2013 |
lol, A clown you mean? 1 Like |
Re: I'm A god! by KraticKratus: 8:07am On Jul 04, 2013 |
Mzsolex: Nick Name - Mzsolex I would be worshipping you now out of fear of what you'll do to me if I don't but the love of Satan will protect me from your evil O God. How are Yahweh and Allah? |
Re: I'm A god! by khanivorous(f): 8:20am On Jul 04, 2013 |
U wan form most interesting man?! Abi chuck norris |
Re: I'm A god! by tomakint: 8:56am On Jul 04, 2013 |
PointB: lol,Indeed! |
Re: I'm A god! by OAM4J: 11:10am On Jul 04, 2013 |
PointB: lol, definitely a clown. reason why his thread belongs to jokes section. |
Re: I'm A god! by Nobody: 8:08pm On Jul 04, 2013 |
KraticKratus:what is U sayng? |
Re: I'm A god! by Nobody: 8:16pm On Jul 04, 2013 |
OAM4J:so na U moved my thread come here? Did U read my Hobbies? I don dey paraaa o! |
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