Girl: Dad! I am in love with a boy who lives far away from me; I am in the United States of America & he lives in the United Kingdom. We met on a dating website, became friends on Facebook, had long chats on WhatsApp, he proposed to me on Skype, & now two months of relationship through Viber, I need your blessings & good
wishes.
Dad: You know we are in the days of technology, where things are now done electronically so I think you should both get married on Twitter, have fun on Tango, buy your kids from ebay, send them to school through gmail, & if you get fed up with your husband, auction him online!