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String Theory by Benheart1(op): 3:23pm On May 16, 2008
String Theory

A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here."

The string walks away a little upset and sits down with his friends. A few minutes later he goes back to the bar and orders a beer. The bartender, looking a little exasperated, says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve strings here."

So the string goes back to his table. Then he gets an idea. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. Then he walks back up to the bar and orders a beer.

The bartender squints at him and says, "Hey, aren't you a string?"

And the string says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot."
Re: String Theory by olulu(m): 4:23pm On May 16, 2008
huh ??
huh huh huh
Re: String Theory by ohilebo(m): 4:25pm On May 16, 2008
me to, I tire oooo huh huh huh
Re: String Theory by clemcykul(f): 5:02pm On May 16, 2008
all in the name of a post
Re: String Theory by djcrooky(m): 6:04pm On May 16, 2008
clemcykul:
all in the name of a post
pot calling kettle black
Re: String Theory by Nobody: 6:13pm On May 16, 2008
hehehehehe frayed not grin
Re: String Theory by clemcykul(f): 1:41pm On May 17, 2008
@DJ

go to hell and kiss your arse wen u get there. i really dont giv a fu**ck about the lice in your D***CK

mr pot and kettle.
Re: String Theory by Nobody: 10:36am On May 18, 2008
Am enjoying my COKE here.


BRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! cool
Re: String Theory by spenchuks(m): 3:02pm On May 18, 2008
He's just a string grin
Re: String Theory by xammy(m): 9:33pm On May 18, 2008
where u from come self?
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