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| The Garden by feelgood(m): 8:53am On May 23, 2006 |
Garden An old man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his yearly collard green garden, but it was always very hard work for him because the ground was hard. His only son, junebug Jankins III, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament. Dear Junebugg Jankins the III, I am feeling pretty bad because it look like I won't be able to plant my collard green garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me. Love Dad A few days later he received a letter from his son. Dear Daddy Jankins, Whatever you do, don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the BODIES. Love Junbugg Jankins III At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same ! day the old man received another letter from his son. Dear Daddy Jankins, You can go ahead and plant the collard greens now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances. Love Junebugg III |
| Re: The Garden by kajad(m): 10:06am On May 23, 2006 |
lol  |
| Re: The Garden by senisho(m): 7:41pm On May 23, 2006 |
Correct criminal/ Omo dada(good son). lol, |
| Re: The Garden by diddy4(m): 7:43pm On May 23, 2006 |
played like a correct criminal |
| Re: The Garden by ToyM28(f): 12:22am On May 24, 2006 |
i ve to say dat u jokes dont fail 2 either crack me up or make me smile. u re gd. keep it up |
| Re: The Garden by eveseh(f): 12:44am On May 24, 2006 |
lol lol lol |
| Re: The Garden by Ddii(f): 4:13pm On May 24, 2006 |
oh ! this is one of those jokes i like to print and show my friends veeeeeeeeeerry funny ! |
| Re: The Garden by furlee(m): 4:47pm On May 24, 2006 |
Correct Criminal |
| Re: The Garden by jksilver(f): 6:26pm On May 24, 2006 |
standard and wise criminal. you're good keep it up |
| Re: The Garden by spikelord(m): 11:32am On May 25, 2006 |
Hahaha |
| Re: The Garden by micklplus(m): 3:45pm On May 25, 2006 |
Thats the spirit ! use what u have to get what u need ! shikena ! Ise-opolo( brain work) Nice one Cheers  |
| Re: The Garden by Ib(f): 3:47pm On May 25, 2006 |
Nice One |
| Re: The Garden by O4real(m): 4:07pm On May 25, 2006 |
lol |
| Re: The Garden by Skintite(f): 4:27pm On May 25, 2006 |
OMG thats a smart criminal man does the dirty work even in prison Neva lets down his dad Nice one |
| Re: The Garden by feelgood(m): 4:38pm On Jul 24, 2008 |
Old but still funny, no? |
| Re: The Garden by greedie1(f): 7:37pm On Dec 17, 2010 |
Wise son, proud father, hilarious joke, very matured, Thumbs up poster |
| Re: The Garden by bighead1(m): 12:20am On Dec 20, 2010 |
bad but intelligent son |
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