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Interview Hour by dplomaticVal: 11:16pm On Jul 06, 2013
Akpos went for an interview...... .Enjoy
Akpos and johnny went for an
interview
for employment. johnny was the first
to
enter the interviewing office.. (the
manager asking johnny questions).
Manager: who was the first military
head of state in Nigeria..
Johnny: General Aguyi Ironsi..
Manager: when was the North and
southern protectorate in Nigeria
Amalgamated.
Johnny: 1914..
Manager: Dat is gud of you..
Question no 3, is it true that the cure
for
hiv/
aids is discovered..
Johnny: eehm.. yes but not
scientifically
proven...
Manager: good way of answering
questions,
pls can you wait for us outside and we
will attend to you later... (when johnny
went
outside akpos asked him)..
Akpos: johnny, what are the questions
and please tell me the answers??.. (as
johnny was about to tell akpos the
questions and
answer, the manager shouted
from inside `NEXT'..
Akpos then said to Johnny)..
Akpos: Ok tell me only the answers..
Johnny: answer to number 1 is: General
Aguyi Ironsi, number 2 is=1914,
number 3 is=yes but not scientifically
proven
(mumu Akpos got to d interview, after
exchanging greetings, d manager told
him to
sit down)
manager: Please sir, What is ur name?
Akpos : General Aguyi Ironsi
(manager became confused)
Manager: Please what year where you
born?
Akpos: 1914
Manager: (angrily, he shouted at
Akpos)
!! are u mad?!!!
Akpos: Yes, but not scientifically
proven

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