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Conversation Btw A Proffessor And Fuel Attendant by CHEKWASUCHE(m): 1:14am On Jul 07, 2013
a proffesor drove into a petrol station in his suv jeep.

FROFFESSOR: guy, abeg, give me full tank.
FUEL ATTENDANT: sir, i don't speak pidgin, i only speak english.
PROFFESSOR: ok! Good morning, i currently feel a profound desire to replenish the propelling of my motorized automobile. Therefore i cordially request you to transfer from your subterranean reservior a sufficient quantity of the combustible fluid of the highest octave rating to fill the appropriate receptacle of the said means of perambulation to the brim.
FUEL ATTENDANT: oga na play i dey play o! Abeg e neva reach dat level. How much fuel u won buy?
Who is d wisest
Re: Conversation Btw A Proffessor And Fuel Attendant by ikechukz(m): 11:52pm On Jul 07, 2013
me
Re: Conversation Btw A Proffessor And Fuel Attendant by Mrniceguyjohn(m): 7:48am On Aug 07, 2013
Lol.. Na the proffessor na

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