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LETTER 4rm BLACKBERRY 2 IT Users Nig Especially by phapi(m): 8:54pm On Jul 11, 2013
A Letter from Blackberry to all Blackberry user

Dear Owner, I'm so lucky I'm your BlackBerry!
You hold me with both hands gently as you
could be. You ensure that I am always with you.
If I fall you are afraid of my injury.
I always have your undivided attention, you get
upset if others disturb our time together. You
can never forget me in a taxi and you won't let
me go unlike my old friends Nokia, Sony and
Samsung that you would proudly just hand
over. When you eat, I'm beside you.
When you are on the toilet, I'm with you. When
you sleep my head is by your pillow. When I
scream you rush and pick me up like an egg.
When I feel low, you make every effort to
recharge my battery. When I am hungry, you fill
me with airtime.
You buy me all sorts of clothes to cover my
precious skin. And if I make you feel like a
cowboy you strap me to your waist or jeans.
Every month you ensure that you set aside the
money, to buy me bundles (of love).
You upgraded me from my friends Nokia, Sony
and Samsung to a Curve, Bold & Torch. You
rush home from work and spend quality time
with me; not really bothered to make a
conversation with those at home. You can sit up
with me for hours and smile at me, yet I have no
humanly emotions; sometimes I make you laugh
that people think you're mad. I watch your wife/
hubby or your bf/gf who envies our time
together. But dearie... I appeal to you.
Your life is wasted because of me. Take some
time, leave me aside and Sort out issues that
are important to you because I may love you as
much as you do love me but I'm just a
blackberry, nothing more!.
Yours sincerely
Blackberry

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