Oya, give it your best shot... It took years to get 'English' prepared for this... So let the annihilation begin. I go first:
##where do you stay for a living?
##Girl:Were not you the guy I see yesterday? Reply: yes me were
Girl: poor you, simple english u can't speaking
Reply:Sorry, I 4 say, 'yes were me'
Girl: now you spoke.
Bring it on peeps, Lets finish English.

Are you the new english teacher?
Ans:yes me are

Me: Did you saw me when I am coming
Friend: Yes, I did not saw you.

I didn't know what you people are talketh for here

Teacher- What is the past tense of Go
Student- It is Goed
Teacher-correct class clap for him.

Let me throw one:
son: my teacher teached me yesterday
Dad: wrong son, it's my teacher taught... okay? Get dressed, pastor john is coming
Son: ok. Daddy, is he the preacher that PRAUGHT last week.

zameen: Me: Did you saw me when I am coming
Friend: Yes, I did not saw you.

lol... English has be destroy.

Friend;Nepa have carry the light
Me;AHH!to where?
Friend;me I dont know oo,they have sha take it go

Who bring this cloth yesterday

I asked some people to come and see me, some came some refuse to came!

RIP Dear English

Again, trying it again.

yertyr: Let me throw one:
son: my teacher teached me yesterday
Dad: wrong son, it's my teacher taught... okay? Get dressed, pastor john is coming
Son: ok. Daddy, is he the preacher that PRAUGHT last week.

Loool which school did you went to?? Your grammars is very bad

It is not a must to spoke good english. English is not my father's language!

I am trying my best but the thing no want to commot...

dad-is there candle in d kitchen
son- THERE SHUD BE THERE

I've forget wat I want to comment. Wait, I wud soon came to wrote it.

Wesslier: I am trying my best but the thing no want to commot...

try bester

20 man shall fall that day. God remove you. Pupu is shaking me. I will broken your leg.
ENGLISH, I'M SORRIED TO TRYING TO KILLED YOU. I'm washing other's replied.

English she yaf dies! English she yaf dies!

Atk 01: English she yaf dies! English she yaf dies!

it is remain small... English isn't dies o

hy eferybody. am sorry to came around with a little disturb. i af a small story to told you. one day i am walk along a street and i see some shops park at d sideroad. i move in, i pick a one thing i want to bought. unfortunately the price too height so i can dont affoid it buh as i was want to left, one old man was came around nd he greet me in such a english very wrong. but i be a good girl and i dont laff at elderly. the man buy many plenty tins and say son pls move closer and i do it. he look at me hair to toe nd again and again. i look him too. small time he move to d casia and say sometin nd leave. i watch him because what he do is stranger..very stranger attitude. buh who care?. i jus turn to go too since i dnt bought anything. the stupid cashier called me back and say hey ur daddy dah just leave nau sed you will pay for what he buy go...i for kill d lady buh i quikly rush out to see d old man.am nt his for wailing out silent. i am just in time to see him enter his car. i quikly hold his clothes before he close the car door nd pulled his legs ....just like am pulling yours

hahehehe...i wasted your time reading as i wasted mine typing

Hw can I failed english,dis is unpossible

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spongeback: This was actually posted by a nairalander.

zumarock9:

are u in the present?? Sorry cos ur sentence sound so pastence.....go back to english clas abi na ASUU cos am?

LOL!

babylolaroy: hy eferybody. am sorry to came around with a little disturb. i af a small story to told you. one day i am walk along a street and i see some shops park at d sideroad. i move in, i pick a one thing i want to bought. unfortunately the price too height so i can dont affoid it buh as i was want to left, one old man was came around nd he greet me in such a english very wrong. but i be a good girl and i dont laff at elderly. the man buy many plenty tins and say son pls move closer and i do it. he look at me hair to toe nd again and again. i look him too. small time he move to d casia and say sometin nd leave. i watch him because what he do is stranger..very stranger attitude. buh who care?. i jus turn to go too since i dnt bought anything. the stupid cashier called me back and say hey ur daddy dah just leave nau sed you will pay for what he buy go...i for kill d lady buh i quikly rush out to see d old man.am nt his for wailing out silent. i am just in time to see him enter his car. i quikly hold his clothes before he close the car door nd pulled his legs ....just like am pulling yours

hahehehe...i wasted your time reading as i wasted mine typing

YO MAYNE!
CAN YEW GIVE US THE LITTLE VIRSION?

CUZ YOU KNOWS I CAIN'T READ NO BIG PARAGRAFFS AND AUL.

Lol!

Ayaf laf and tayad.

chycoroxie: Hw can I failed english,dis is unpossible

no, it is possible-less

You people should stop this jokes. How did u even composed hit.

Ah!,onome have kobalise me

It af tired me for you peoples. I am your mate?

We wul go for Child delication on Sunday, please noted that down