I know I've been clowning around for the past few days and catching fun on nl while enjoying the weather. But my instincts keep telling me something is wrong with Nigeria and something is about to happen. Honestly, I don't really understand the politics perfectly and some of the events - but the comments, semantics, and the sequence of events - just look troubling, to be honest.

First, it was the Rivers state house of assembly fight. Then, Prof. Wole Soyinka vs. Mrs Jonathan saga - which looks more like an Igbo vs. Yoruba battle.. Now, a Northern POW/POC was released for killing some Yoruba leaders, yet he was accompanied by Yoruba militias to his hometown. Like seriously, if you connect the dots, you should be able to deduce your own conclusions.

What's really going on - can someone fill me in?

if you connect the dots, you should be able to deduce your own conclusions.

One cannot deduce a conclusion yet because each dots leads to another and there are still more dots to be connected together to arrive at a perfect answer.

But certainly the dots have a lot to do with 2015.

k2039:
One cannot deduce a conclusion yet because each dots leads to another and there are still more dots to be connected together to arrive at a perfect answer.

But certainly the dots have a lot to do with 2015.

Interesting, bro.

Yes the world is coming to an end and it will start in Nigeria.

i dont see why you think Soyinka vs Patience is an igbo yoruba thing. One weird thing is seeing Fasheun next to Mustapha. Or were my eyes deceiving me?

ShyM-X:
I know I've been clowning around for the past few days and catching fun on nl while enjoying the weather. But my instincts keep telling me something is wrong with Nigeria and something is about to happen. Honestly, I don't really understand the politics perfectly and some of the events - but the comments, semantics, and the sequence of events - just look troubling, to be honest.

First, it was the Rivers state house of assembly fight. Then, Prof. Wole Soyinka vs. Mrs Jonathan saga - which looks more like an Igbo vs. Yoruba battle.. Now, a Northern POW/POC was released for killing some Yoruba leaders, yet he was accompanied by Yoruba militias to his hometown. Like seriously, if you connect the dots, you should be able to deduce your own conclusions.

What's really going on - can someone fill me in?

Everything is Igbo vs Yoruba to you guys. Una like quarrel pass fight.

pri3stess: Yes the world is coming to an end and it will start in Nigeria.

A Telephone Conversation

- Hello Kongi

- Hello!...Man of The People

- How is Ishara?

- Fine…but I’m in Ake

- Is it time for Kongi’s Harvest?

- Ah!...things are No Longer At Ease o!

- Since when is this?

- …Since The Man Died

- So Things Fell Apart?

- It is now a Climate of Fear and Deceptive Silence of Stolen Voices

- So what is The Trouble With Nigeria?

- It is that of Madmen and Specialists who are hell bent on Beatification of Area Boy(s)

- Ah Wole! …that’s scary. So tell me How The Leopard Got His Claws?

- Oh Chinua!...you pretend that you don’t know that it is with help of King Baabu, using The ‘attack’ Lion and The Jewel of his bedroom.

- Pity!...There Was A Country…

- Yes, when we had Man of The People

- Is this An Image of Africa or …Another Africa?

- Of Africa…of course! It is the curse of The Blackman and The Veil. It is all for Salutation to The Gut.

- What is it I hear about the Girls At War with Chi(bui)ke and The River(s)?

- Yes, we are back to the Penkelemes Years.

- What are his Hopes and Impediments?

- Well, we expect another Trial of Brother Jero

- Where will you fight from this time around, Home or Exile?

- I am pitching camp in Idanre, right in The Forest of Thousand Daemons. So I Must Set Forth At Down before I get Caught In a Red Tape between Death and The King’s Horsemen.

- Hmmm…You remind me of the days we hanged around The Anthills of The Savannah.

- Yes, …the good old days with plenty From Zia With Love. Burden of Memory

- Thank you my friend, Otolorin the Oluaye of African Literature himself!

- Haba Maazi!...we all know that you are the great eagle on the great Iroko on the great hill himself… (click)

(…MTN network fails…)


By Emehelu Nnamdi