A little bird was flying south for the Winter. It
was so cold the bird froze and fell to the
ground into a large field.
While he was lying there, a cow came by and
took a shit on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of shit,
he began to realize how warm he was.
The shit was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon
began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and
came to investigate. Following the sound, the
cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow
shit, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your
enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is
your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to
keep your mouth shut!