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Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Una Go Fearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr by DonaldGenes(m): 5:47pm On Jul 16, 2013
Lets see if we could make someone laugh.

If animals and insects were on facebook, we'll be having posts and comments like...

MOSQUITO
finally NEPA don off light. Blood Sucking things...(few minutes later)...fu*k up, de don on gen and I de H die. Pls if you don't have light in your area like or comment.
‪#‎50LIKES‬ ‪#‎100COMMENTS‬

DOG
Na wa oh... I never even stay reach five minutes, all these calabar idiots don de eye me. ‪#‎ghostmood‬ de no go see me. Escaping things on my mind.
COMMENT: my neighbour na calabar too. D man eye no good for where dogs de. I go soon bite am.

MOSQUITO
Oshe! NEPA don take light.
COMMENT- Abeg bros for which area you de? my people don fleet house.

RAMS
as SALAH don de reach, na church things from now on.

RAT
Omo na die I de oh. No food for my master kitchen. Na im books go hear am na. Im think say I come im house to come watch t.v.
COMMENT:
dat your master stingy. Disown am joor

CHICKEN
on the first of december i'll be travelling for one month. If you need me, enter bush. I no fit shout. all these christians no be am at all.
COMMENT: no be only you oh. I de migrate too.

HE-GOAT
‪#‎HEAT‬ mood activated. Any she-goat online for a sex chat? I'll make you wet.
Comment: SHE-GOAT you're a capital big FOOL!
Reply: HE-GOAT pretender, as if you no dey feel Hot. Carry your smelling pu$$¥ comot for my post joor.

COCK
All these hen go de run like say de no wan do. But if you catch dem, dem go bend quickly, set their hole for doggy style.
COMMENT: Your own better na, you de catch them. The ones for my area na fast and furious. I don pursue tire.


Add yours to make it fun. I really want to laugh.

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Re: Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Una Go Fearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr by ikechukz(m): 6:38pm On Jul 16, 2013
Laf wan tear my belle...OP more sugar to your garri jor.
Re: Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Una Go Fearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr by DonaldGenes(m): 7:31pm On Jul 16, 2013
ikechukz: Laf wan tear my belle...OP more sugar to your garri jor.
hahahhahhahhahahah oh boy take am cool body oh unto tension in the country
Re: Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Una Go Fearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr by lomprico(m): 9:00pm On Jul 16, 2013
Hillarious!
Re: Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Una Go Fearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr by DonaldGenes(m): 10:04pm On Jul 16, 2013
lomprico: Hillarious!
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Una Go Fearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr by wisdomw(m): 10:27pm On Jul 16, 2013
[color=#000099][/color]Op u be pigeon!!!
Re: Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Una Go Fearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr by DonaldGenes(m): 10:20am On Jul 17, 2013
wisdom-w:
[color=#000099][/color]Op u be pigeon!!!
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Una Go Fearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr by KingJosh10101: 10:44am On Jul 17, 2013
Haha...yes, if animals could only speak...
Re: Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Una Go Fearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr by HezronLorraine(m): 11:09am On Jul 17, 2013
This joke deserves frontpage.
Freaking hilarious.
Re: Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Una Go Fearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr by DonaldGenes(m): 11:13am On Jul 17, 2013
Hezron Lorraine: This joke deserves frontpage.
Freaking hilarious.
most hilarious is this one.couldn't stop laughing when i remember quite duplicitous Nl girls who dey always reply like this
"HE-GOAT
‪#‎HEAT‬ mood activated. Any she-goat online for a sex chat? I'll make you wet.
Comment: SHE-GOAT you're a capital big FOOL!
Reply: HE-GOAT pretender, as if you no dey feel Hot. Carry your smelling pu$$¥ comot for my post joor."
Re: Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Una Go Fearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr by donted(m): 5:03pm On Jul 17, 2013
Guy u don over try abeg. 1000000000 Likes for u grin
Re: Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Una Go Fearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr by DonaldGenes(m): 10:37pm On Jul 17, 2013
donted: Guy u don over try abeg. 1000000000 Likes for u grin
smilessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Re: Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Una Go Fearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr by Onyiclassic(f): 6:36pm On Jul 18, 2013
;Dlmao mehn diz iz funnyy
Re: Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Una Go Fearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr by obxddon(m): 7:05pm On Jul 18, 2013
@ poster...U have maded.....U made my day....More Puna for your Abuna
Re: Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Una Go Fearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr by Nobody: 9:23pm On Jul 18, 2013
Abeg i neva chop dis night as i dey laugh belle dey pain me,na d HE-GOAT post i like pass.
Re: Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Una Go Fearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr by DonaldGenes(m): 7:47pm On Jul 19, 2013
front page things but this people wont let other people laugh
Re: Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Una Go Fearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr by Lagusta(m): 4:59am On Jul 20, 2013
Nice....

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Re: Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Una Go Fearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr by CrazyMan(m): 6:19am On Jul 20, 2013
Lol....this joke made my day...thanks. smiley
Re: Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Una Go Fearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr by Anniettieufia(m): 11:00am On Jul 20, 2013
Nna,
this is so lauficious,
BTW , joke really make sense for pigin pass British grammar .

I bin de think say nna only "Apors" sabi joke,
3stars, * * *
Re: Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Una Go Fearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr by DonaldGenes(m): 12:13pm On Jul 20, 2013
Anniettie ufia: Nna,
this is so lauficious,
BTW , joke really make sense for pigin pass British grammar .

I bin de think say nna only "Apors" sabi joke,
3stars, * * *
hahahaha me sef don tire for akpor matter
Re: Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Una Go Fearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr by Nobody: 2:41pm On Jul 20, 2013
grin LMAO....this is crazily crazy.

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Re: Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Una Go Fearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr by vizboy(m): 3:57pm On Jul 20, 2013
cry
Re: Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Una Go Fearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr by chiomzys(f): 10:05pm On Jul 20, 2013
:DU r realy blessd by God I was jst lafin, non stp. nice one

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Re: Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Una Go Fearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr by Zither(m): 12:35am On Jul 21, 2013
Op, so funny. I jus couldn't help laughing.

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Re: Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Una Go Fearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr by DonaldGenes(m): 9:51am On Jul 21, 2013
chiomzys: :DU r realy blessd by God I was jst lafin, non stp. nice one
thanks
Re: Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Una Go Fearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr by FX(m): 10:53am On Jul 21, 2013
My guy u dey show skills ooo. I go sign u into my comedy club.
Re: Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Una Go Fearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr by DonaldGenes(m): 11:51am On Jul 21, 2013
[quote author=FX]My guy u dey show skills ooo. I go sign u into my comedy club.[/quote
lmaooooooooooooooooo you wont kill me ehh
Re: Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Una Go Fearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr by tuwaski: 2:00pm On Jul 25, 2013
Very funny.security almost chase were I dey laugh inside bank
Re: Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Una Go Fearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr by frudokafor(m): 3:29pm On Jul 25, 2013
Lizard
Lizard A
Oboi...Boko haram dey my area...One pikin just dey stone all the niggas wey dey my side

Lizard B
Oboi...Show come my side jare....Chicks dey here plenty

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Re: Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Una Go Fearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr by ozor1: 4:36pm On Jul 25, 2013
Cat
My oga 2 wicked see as him poison all the rat wey dey house..watin him self-service make I chop now
COMMENT:
No be fix dey him pond so..go fix yaself cat soup
Re: Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Una Go Fearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr by B0DMAS(m): 4:47pm On Jul 25, 2013
cool nice one bro
Re: Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Una Go Fearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr by DonaldGenes(m): 12:05am On Jul 26, 2013
[quote author=frudokafor]Lizard
Lizard A
Oboi...Boko haram dey my area...One pikin just dey stone all the niggas wey dey my side

Lizard B
Oboi...Show come my side jare....Chicks dey here plenty
[/quote
hahahahahahahahahhaahahha i want sh!t sef

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